• @TastyWheat
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    36 hours ago

    I read this as ‘all at once’, and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2…

  • Draconic NEO
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    47 hours ago

    Shapeshifting is very useful, though I prefer the other benefits though, like the abilities and disguising yourself. I’d rather not change my genitals unless it’s absolutely necessary (i.e. as part of disguising yourself).

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    Reminds me of the Barbie movie:

    Barbie: “I don’t have a vagina!” (points at Ken) "and he doesn’t have a penis!“

    Ken as Barbie leaves earshot: " I have all the genitals "

  • @[email protected]
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    2617 hours ago

    I’m happy as a cis dude, but I’d be lying if I said I never thought to myself “hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time…?”

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      afaik the definition of “cisgender” doesn’t include actively disliking being different, it just means you’re satisfied as you were born/identified by society.

      is there a term for being largely happy as you are but just sorta being a little bit bored? it’s like i’ve eaten kibble my entire life and it’s perfectly nutritious and enjoyable but i’d just like to try some other stuff from time to time as well, so long as i can go back to the kibble when i want.

    • @davidagain
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      55 hours ago

      A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable… except one.

  • JoJoOP
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    1917 hours ago

    (Poke me if this needs a NSFW tag, idk if it needs one from just naming general stuff in abstract)

    • IndiBrony
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      1115 hours ago

      Been a long ass time since I used one of these

      • @Fosheze
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        Why is the finger nutting like a fucking colander?

    • Chaos
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      Depends on Where do you want to be poked…

  • Janet
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    1217 hours ago

    “but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?” me to the witch offering her potions

    • ditty
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      1017 hours ago

      A genital selector like in Cyberpunk 2077’s character builder would be preferable