• rtxnEnglish
    124·
    5 months ago

    Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

    • InverseParallaxEnglish
      241·
      5 months ago

      Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

      • rtxnEnglish
        12·
        5 months ago

        Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

    • DemdaruEnglish
      17·
      5 months ago

      Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

      Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

      • AnticorpEnglish
        8·
        5 months ago

        because they dared live close to humans.

        Poor dumb bastards.

    • PapaStevesyEnglish
      7·
      5 months ago

      Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

      • scutigerEnglish
        8·
        5 months ago

        Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

        • PapaStevesyEnglish
          15·
          5 months ago

          Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eeEnglish
      5·
      5 months ago

      You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

      They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

      Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!