Billion Dollar company can’t even fixed this shit

  • @[email protected]
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    I tick that box a hundred times a day and can confirm it doesn’t do shit (at least in my work environment).

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    I never have to re-sign into, well, anything as long as I:

    • Don’t reformat/reinitialize the device I save the login on
    • Don’t log in from another device on services that only allow 1 concurrent login (like Steam)
    • Don’t clear my cookies

    The last item is gonna hurt a lot of the extreme privacy people. I know y’all never save cookies.

    • @[email protected]
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      I have to use this shit for work. If you don’t set your cookies to auto delete it is basically impossible to go through the Microsoft SSO after around a week. Just use a decent password manager if you can and press enter 4 or five times.

  • Flying Squid
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    Kroger’s stupid fucking app does this every time for their separate pharmacy login from their normal login. I just gave up and always do guest refill. It’s a pain in the ass but it actually takes less time.

  • @stupidcasey
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    Microsoft successfully converting a generation to Linux one Log in at a time, I commend Microsoft for having a socialist agenda so secret they don’t even know about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    That you own media you bought.

    After that, “I have read and agree with the terms and conditions”.

    • @Klear
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      Here’s a reminder to sign this initiative if you are a citizen of EU and spread the word about it everywhere if you are not!

  • @finitebanjo
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    Based only on how often I get dipshit prompts like this one, I must be one of the only people to keep hitting “No”, “Never Remember Password”, unchecking “Stay Signed in”, disabling “Password Manager”

    I have a fucking login. I remember my password. It would take 4 quadrillion years to bruteforce due to number of characters and character diversity. I don’t need automated help.

    • @LaLuzDelSol
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      Yeah but that won’t help you if your password gets stolen somehow and someone is trying to log in from India or something

      • @1995ToyotaCorolla
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        If anything, remembering your password or persistent sessions are worse for security. You’re better off with mfa, passwordless authentication and using a password manager

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        Yes it would be exactly the same actually, how would any of the things I described help in that scenario?

  • @JackLSauce
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    If the other comments knew the details, the response would be terror not annoyance:

    Management types in smaller, growing businesses are shockingly susceptible to the promise of “cleaning things up” by making everything a “Microsoft shop”, even when that means transferring data and control to Azure (competitors also try but MSFT almost always wins)

    They’re happy, they own nothing and they don’t even it

    Note: this is largely referring to corporate accounts

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    Sorry. You’re not a tenant of this place. Maybe try another account with the same email address but a different password that is from a home or work or student or was made by your employer or by you or is attached to your domain name, and give us the code on your authenticator and the one we just pretended to email you and sorry something went wrong and we need to quit and you need teams classic or modern or your OneDrive for business or personal or the sync service isn’t running…

    Or local account.

    • @kopasz7
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      Reading this gave me PTSD. Locked out due to expired password (what is a reminder email, who needs those?), can’t access anything corporate, submitted ticket to IT on web portal, IT is trying to reach me via Teams…

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    Apple*: We care about your privacy.

    *or basically any company that collect data

      • @MotoAsh
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        Google is literally anti-privacy so… “better than google” is … still not necessarily good.

      • flicker
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        The bar is in hell.

    • @edgemaster72
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      3917 hours ago

      Please accept cookies from us and our 8,572 partners

  • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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    You can’t use a VPN if it’s not a company device, so we’ll make it significantly easier and use a VDI.

    First, open the client which will require you to log in and MFA via text. Then you select the one and only environment to connect to, which will require a log in. Once you are connected to a pool you can RDP into your workstation or servers, that don’t retain usernames no matter how many times you try to save it.

    Oh and for security purposes it has a 5 minute lock policy for RDP. And another few minutes for the VDI session so you’ll have eto log back in twice.

    • @Stovetop
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      Don’t forget you have to change your password every 60 days for security, and cannot reuse the last 5 passwords.

      • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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        511 hours ago

        15 characters minimum, with at least one upper case, lower case, number and special character with No more than 2 repeating characters

  • @hOrni
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    Trickle down economics.