PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain […]
  • @rtxnEnglish
    18•6 hours ago

    YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

    • CoelacanthEnglish
      2•5 hours ago

      Let’s hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

  • @gibmiserEnglish
    14•6 hours ago

    OK this one got me. Hook line sinker.

    • @[email protected]English
      3•3 hours ago

      Lol, this isn’t even a parody. It’s just a very real thing he could say at any moment.

  • andrew_bidlawEnglish
    1•3 hours ago

    Apparently, the ideal skull is Obama’s. I want to study the Don’s one though.