Getting stopped randomly in the street by people trying to find weed or the Greek Orthodox temple, that’s what.
Misplaced my gungnir. When I find it, though…
My ravens won’t sit still. Also my eye patch itches like crazy!
I’m getting there. Been feeding the neighborhood crows and they start going crazy happy when they see me now
Growing a beard
Step 1: Be Odin.
Jackdaws don’t like me. My shinies aren’t good enough, I guess?
Hail Allfather!
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
I’ll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.
Trichotillomania
Otherwise it would be fucking easy
You know how hard it is to train crows
Not sure how anyone could see this Pic and not think of this!
Huginn is fine but Muninn keeps trying to peck my good eye out.
I haven’t hung myself from Yggdrasil to gain the knowledge of the runes yet
So random little aside, because you’ve said a thing, and I have a thing I enjoy talking about. I don’t need more of a reason than that, stranger.
In a series of urban fantasy short stories I’ve been writing, a super old term for runic witches (witch being a gender neutral term) is “children of Odin” or “Odin’s heir”
That’s all. I’m just really proud of that terminology, and I just think it’s neat. Like a potato.
These short stories… Where can I find more about them?
Step 1: Befriend two crows.
Step 2: Name them Hugin and Munin.
Step 3: …
Step 4: RAGNAROK!!!
Hooked beaks, feather “mane”, big as hell. Those are ravens, dude’s cosplay is inaccurate🤓
