• @[email protected]
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    336 hours ago

    A group of pale, unhealthy humanoids approach. There are armed with Orange Julius and wearing JNCO jeans

    Roll for initiative

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    887 hours ago

    My friends, there exists premade maps of labyrinthian proportions that twist and turn, with multiple larger and smaller rooms, shortcuts and hidden passages, and yet still in a format that encourages a natural flow through the area.

    It’s called IKEA and you can use their floor layouts to trap your players in an inescapable hell.

    • @GoofSchmoofer
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      367 hours ago

      “as you turn the corner you hear in a deep voice ‘LÅNGARYDBESTÅ MACKAPÄRSTÄLL!’” and in front of you lies three boxes and one simple tool. A voice comes into each of your heads telling your party they must build the items only using this universal tool, It must feel solid and you can not argue."

      • @Pronell
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        285 hours ago

        The DM then sits back and eats pizza as they put his furniture together.

  • @DredPyr8Roberts
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    628 hours ago

    A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. “What can I help you with today?”

    • MeatPilot
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      317 hours ago

      You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak “Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?”. They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.

      What do you do?

      • @[email protected]
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        206 hours ago

        The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you’re like a sad, wet dog.

    • @[email protected]
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      127 hours ago

      If you hadn’t specified “and other footware”, I would’ve found myself in “Eric and The Dread Gazebo” territory.

    • Troy
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      97 hours ago

      Goblin says: we can arm wrestle for 10%. But I warn you, I am stronger than I look.

  • @TrousersMcPants
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    116 hours ago

    The TRPG “Troika!” has a module that is basically exactly this called “Get It At Sutlers”

    It just generates a dungeon crawl contained entirely within a department store by the name of Sutlers

  • @[email protected]
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    368 hours ago

    I’m GMing Cyberpunk right now. Battlemaps are reskinned screenshots of Google Maps or floorplans of actual businesses.

    I still burn tens of hours translating them into a gridded map, but still. It is sort of easier.

  • @Postmortal_Pop
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    106 hours ago

    I also use public school maps, zoos, and amusement parks

  • @Skasi
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    127 hours ago

    Reminds me of Magic Maze, a boardgame in which player play a Barbarian, a Dwarf, an Elf and a Magician who lost all of their gear in battle and now resort to robing a shopping mall so they can go on their next adventure.

  • @[email protected]
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    268 hours ago

    I’m making a campaign set in fantasy Vegas, so I took the floorplan of a casino and made it into a map of the city.