I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
The embedded tooth really does it for me
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
… NECKTIE!..
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Nickel?
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
“What’s that the face of?”
“The previous reader.”
What harm ever came from reading a book?
In this case?
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
My thought has always been, “who the hell grabs a book like that?”
Same because the only answer is “someone who hopes it’s sentient”.
Which movie is that?
Army of Darkness, aka Evil Dead 3 (although you don’t really need to see the first two and it’s much less horror and much more comedy than the first two as well).
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The exception that proves the rule?
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
Like it or not, Lovecraft inspired a vast amount of modern horror. Yes, he was a horrible racist piece of shit. That can’t really be helped.
