You can’t misgender a brand. You can’t deadname a brand. You can’t befriend a brand.
I always thought of it as a vegetable.
I thought it was a spice.
Dr. Pepper is an inanimate soft drink, there is no gender, but the one you assign to it.
Look at you! You got the joke!
Dr Pepper , what ever their gender, is a quack.
…or that Dr. Pepper’s degree might be in herpetology or Renaissance literature.
The idea of a female herpetologist releasing a soft drink is amazing
This meme reminded me of this sketch.
maybe if it was named dr.papper?
Mr. Pibbs’ wife.
She’s the bread winner; he sits at home, plays Xbox, and smokes weed all day
I have an excuse though. Doctor is closer to doutor (male doctor) than doutora (female doctor)
I never considered Dr Pepper as a person because they made a big deal about how it doesn’t have a period in the name, like an actual doctor title would. So it’s always just been a brand name to me.
But I’m a bit neurotic about nitpicky details like that.
Dur pepper to me.
It was made for me! This is my soda!
Dr Pepper was designed to taste like what a soda fountain smells like, a mix of flavors like when you made “swamp water” as a kid.
So it’s “Dur Pepper’s Monster” to me.To Europeans it tastes like mouthwash
It’s not selling very well I don’t think
My mom told me Dr. Pepper was made from prune juice, which I guess is party true about the original formula.
Democratic Republic (of) Pepper.
Funnily enough I picked Dr. Pepper as a guy because I think “Doctor hocking Miracle Tonic” and I think of late 1800s “doctor” do sleazy shit
He just gotta have a curly moustache
I mean, they did have an entire ad campaign that was just misogyny a while back. Although then again maybe she was working through some shit.
Yeah, she’s probably so done with people going “Doctor Pepper? Don’t you mean nurse?”.
Of course they’re a guy. Otherwise it’d be Drs. Pepper. /s
For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why
