• @fnrir
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      42 hours ago

      On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”

      (also, instance name checks out)

  • @[email protected]
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    86 hours ago

    I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.

    Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.

    • Lemminary
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      11 hour ago

      I’m much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!

  • @Sam_Bass
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    46 hours ago

    with the exception that most of us are not as self loyal and dog like.

  • MentalEdge
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    2612 hours ago

    Just add a truck hurtling towards you at terrifying speed.

    • @FireRetardant
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      1412 hours ago

      That isn’t adulting, that is an isekai anime

  • Diplomjodler
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    911 hours ago

    Except you only think you’re the one holding the leash.