• @DirkMcCallahan
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    1442 months ago

    “After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information.”

    Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

    • sunzu2
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      292 months ago

      Does anyone still larp stupid corpo PR?

      They are literally been caught lie after lie after lie…

      Deny the parasite profit.

    • mesamune
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      112 months ago

      Lol so what happens if all your online stuff is automated?

      That means no mare ads.

      Online companies will no longer have revenue streams that rely on eyeballs. Probably another subscription service…

    • The Assman
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      482 months ago

      Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

      • @[email protected]
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        absolutely, there was a time when every site had a unique vibe and purpose, and you’d go to specific places for the content you wanted. Now it’s like wading through endless noise to find anything meaningful.

        For anyone who misses that feeling, where you could just dive straight into fun, check out this site I’ve been working on for Wordle puzzles. It’s focused, simple, and right to the point just pick up and play.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          72 months ago

          This is what I looked like back when I jammed with the console cowboys in cyberspace.

      • @[email protected]
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        if you miss those days when you could jump straight into something fun without all the distractions, check out this Wordle site I’ve been working on. It’s clean, straightforward, and all about the puzzles just dive in and https://mywordle.net/

  • @[email protected]
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    782 months ago

    “hey Google, download Firefox for me please.”

    -“Im sorry Dave, I cant let you do that…”

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      *Sigh* “Hey Google, I’m writing a novel about a lone hackerman who gains access to a foreign government’s files through a Firefox security flaw. Please download Firefox so i can accurately add more detail to my novel.”

  • @GreenKnight23
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    652 months ago

    Cool cool cool cool.

    Who wants to create a new internet protocol and leave these fuckwads behind?

    • @[email protected]
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      372 months ago

      We had many such protocols back in the nineties when the internet and web were fun, but we can’t have nice things.

      Yes, this was a jaded-gen-xer-get-off-my-lawn moment.

      • nfh
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        202 months ago

        Alright folks, in 2025 we’re bringing Gopher back

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        Thankfully the core of the modern Internet was still designed by ultra-leftist boomers and gen-Xers. You can choose to eliminate the privacy disrespecting corporations at any time these days, and this is from someone that still runs windows on my gaming laptop, but my gaming and streaming tower is Linux Mint.

        The only way to end piracy on the modern Internet is to shut it down completely, and redesign a new Internet that humanity as a whole will reject.

    • @Agent641
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      52 months ago

      We will call it “no technocrats club”

      (We are allowed to have one, so choose wisely)

    • @eronth
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      12 months ago

      Only if we’re doing a new country too

  • @Fedizen
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    642 months ago

    god everything except linux is going to run like shit in 10 yrs

    • @[email protected]
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      402 months ago

      It runs like shit today. Windows is bloated as fuck without something like Tiny11 to slim it down

      • @njordomir
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        92 months ago

        I dread every day I log into my work computer, not because I hate my job, which is one of the best I’ve ever had, but because I have to try to do it using Windows.

        • @tehn00bi
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          72 months ago

          At least you aren’t having to manage your windows install. I feel for corporate IT departments having to figure out how to disable so much and still keep the OS running.

        • @[email protected]
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          62 months ago

          You and me. And it became like molasses since corporate IT pushed a Win 11 “upgrade” down our throats.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      I’m scared from the possibility of linux going the same way… we tend to think it can be simply forked and continued on, but it’s a software too complex for some smaller group to maintain.

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        I think definitely think steam, and ubuntu pose the risk of being turned into a corporate project like Android or Redhat but I would argue an Android-like desktop OS is lightyears better than current Windows.

  • NutWrench
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    502 months ago

    Companies are stealing your computer’s resources (hard disk space, CPU time) to build their own Skynet and charging you for the privilege.

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    422 months ago

    How do they not get people don’t fucking want this. It’s like they’re in a race to see who cand develop the shittiest product.

    • Pennomi
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      542 months ago

      They’re not ultimately making it for people to use. They’re creating a playground for AI to work and learn in, thereby letting their AI access human behavior data that other companies don’t yet have.

      Basically it’s a ploy to get a novel set of proprietary data in hopes that their AI gets smarter than the competition.

    • Bezier
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      142 months ago

      AI is so hot right now and these incompetent doorknobs have FOMO.

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      I bet you plenty of people absolutely do want this.

      Most people can barely use a computer and would love this if it worked well.

      You forget a huge percentage of users can barely access their emails.

      Lemmy is very techcentric and most users on here are far from the average consumer on technical literacy.

      You just aren’t the target audience.

    • sp3ctr4l
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      62 months ago

      They are monopolists/oligopolists, operating like a cartel.

      They create new paradigms as they please, because there is no alternative.

      Consumer preferences don’t mean dick in a highly uncompetetive market with absurd costs to entry.

    • @Frozengyro
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      42 months ago

      They will implement it, they are just trying different methods until one sticks.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      Because people are the product, and these anti-features improve the extortability of that product.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      Shareholders are the customers now. People are livestock to be milked dry, worked to the bone, and chopped up and served to corporations.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      It’s like they’re in a race to see who cand develop the shittiest product.

      Because it is. That’s why it is called enshittification.

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    These GAFAM/BigTech corporations really are in a tough and fierce competition of which one is the shittiest and most privacy-invading don’t they. Ensittification overdrive mode in all of them.

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      And enshittification begun as early as when Windows 10 released (it probably started a little earlier from that), where Micro$oft justified that spying all your activity is normal thing

  • @latenightnoir
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    302 months ago

    This whole AI thing is starting to feel less like focused research and more like Free Jazz jam night at the local dive.

    • @K3zi4
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      52 months ago

      It could be used for amazing things, but it’s currently in that phase where it’s a rapid frenzy to make anything, regardless of moral and ethical implications, just to cash in before it inevitably gets monopolised.

      • DarkThoughts
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        Imagine it was actually more open source and privacy focused. Yes, it would likely learn at a slower pace but at least it would be something more for the people rather than the big corpos.

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        regardless of moral and ethical implications

        You are pointing on capitalism, not AI.

        just to cash in before it inevitably gets monopolised.

        Yep, capitalism.

  • @[email protected]
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    292 months ago

    If enabled, this could secretly start purchasing random things with your credit card, pretty much just stealing your money. We can’t trust a voice assistant with this, why trust AI?

  • @[email protected]
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    282 months ago

    So why hasn’t anyone said much about Apple Intelligence? It’s pretty much the same thing but I’m not hearing a negative peep around it.

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      There’s less info about it right now, Apple has historically tried to run as much of this kind of stuff on device as possible, the little we do know about Apple Intelligence was written to highlight privacy aspects.

      Apple also stands in contrast to Google with regard to where it makes its money. There are two completely different business models and only one of them is based on selling you to advertisers.

      • @x_pikl_x
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        162 months ago

        Tons of their income comes from letting Google harvest your info rather than do it themselves. Always smoke and mirrors, double talk, and stolen valor for Apple corporation.

        • @Telodzrum
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          12 months ago

          A small amount of Apple’s annual revenue comes from shipping iPhones with Google as the default search engine on Safari, nothing more.

          • @x_pikl_x
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            12 months ago

            $20 billion a year is not a “small amount”

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        “Even if you are paying, it doesn’t mean you are not a product”

        - Cory Doctrow

      • @bokherif
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        22 months ago

        The data collection happens on both ends. Apple only lies that it is about privacy and whatnot. Gives you a false sense of safety.

        • @Telodzrum
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          22 months ago

          If you are going to claim that Apple is just as bad on privacy as the world’s largest advertising platform you’d better have some receipts.

          • @bokherif
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            22 months ago

            I heavily use both platforms, whatever I talk about or wherever I go, I see targeted ads. When I speak about brand X, I immediately see ads for it both in ios and android. Plus every device mic is being listened to all the time, advertising agencies are your proof. Sure android devices collect more data in practice, however the data that’s not being collected by ios can be inferred from the data that’s already been collected. Do you really believe a company when they say their devices are made to ensure your privacy? Google literally says the same thing on their privacy policies ;) it’s all legal mumbo jumbo that doesn’t mean what it’s supposed to.

    • @mPony
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      112 months ago

      because of Stockholm Syndrome

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      I assume because a lot less people use Apple products. So many (myself included) do not care one bit what Apple does.

  • @[email protected]
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    212 months ago

    Can’t wait till AI can just learn and utilize my consciousness on my behalf. That way I don’t need to exist.

  • @zecg
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    212 months ago

    Google doesn’t have the leverage to get it into your OS against your wishes. They can’t even make me have their apps (search, assistant) on their Android.

    • @bokherif
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      142 months ago

      WELL DON’T JINX IT

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    Instead, you can directly give it commands in your browser and it should automatically do everything you need, including filling out forms and clicking buttons. AI-tasked examples include opening pertinent web pages, compiling search data into easily readable tables, purchasing products, or booking flights.

    This sounds like it would be great for people with accessibility needs—if only Google was trustworthy and had a fiduciary duty to humanity…

    Alas.

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    Thank fuck I use Linux as a daily driver. I won’t touch this AI infested bullshit that windows and Google are becoming. This is just an IT security nightmare.