• QubaXR
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    5829 days ago

    Fucking conservatives will do anything to get Trump elected.

    • @doingthestuff
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      628 days ago

      This doesn’t make sense though. They could destroy thousands of ballots and it’s not like either of those states are going to go to Trump.

      • @leadore
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        628 days ago

        I read elsewhere that one of the locations is in a district with a competitive House race.

      • @Seleni
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        628 days ago

        But it could win them more local elections, and then we get fuckery like what’s happening in Florida and Texas all up in our business.

        Local elections matter too, and often more, than national ones.

      • @MirthfulAlembic
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        228 days ago

        Both states in these areas have toss-up Congressional races. They could decide control of the House.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    3329 days ago

    I guess Clarkson was wrong (again): Not everyone who drives a Volvo is a nice person.

    • snooggums
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      929 days ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if they chose it because people would assume that a volvo driver wouldn’t be a conservative. Like a disguise!

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        929 days ago

        I’ve only known two people who drove Volvos in my life. Both of them were rich conservatives.

  • Nougat
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    2529 days ago

    Gen 1 Volvo S60 (2000-2009), black, dark blue, or charcoal gray.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    2229 days ago

    Unknown rear plate?

    … SovCit Imaginary Ambassador of the Peoples Republic of My House’s Property Limts License?

    • The Pantser
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      729 days ago

      Yeah whoever installed the security cameras really failed, they should have had 3, one for front, one for back, and one for faces.

  • @TheEighthDoctor
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    1628 days ago

    Of those 558 how many have black rims? Probably less than half

    • @Atropos
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      1128 days ago

      This is also a model other than R, since the R line for that year range has special headlights.

      • @[email protected]
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        Careful now, don’t want to dig too deep on this one. If you expose that a cop did this, they’ll make your life hell.

        Coincidentally also what liberals have been spamming on Lemmy along with actual real life blue PACs, with all that talk about “we’ll know if you voted, and we’ll remember.”

        Totally a sign of a healthy democracy and an indicator that Dems are totally different and on the good side, nothing to see here.

        • @Archer
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          928 days ago

          Hey man someone hacked your account and is posting stupid shit just FYI

        • @GreenKnight23
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          628 days ago

          I could have sworn I blocked you once today.

          Who let you out of your cage?!

          GO BACK!

  • The Pantser
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    1529 days ago

    Witch Hunt! Lets gooooo. Jk let’s not repeat the Boston Marathon thing.

    • Rhaedas
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      1929 days ago

      It’s okay, that was Reddit. It could never happen here. /s

    • @arin
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      028 days ago

      Yeah let’s not do anything about voter suppression

  • John Richard
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    1529 days ago

    I live here in Vancouver and will be on the lookout, but I’m not optimistic. Police in Vancouver basically do almost nothing on crime and are filled with a bunch of people that want to see the city go to shit so they can blame Democrats.

  • Dr. Wesker
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    1429 days ago

    Would this land someone in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

    • @iamericandre
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      1229 days ago

      I think it’s a first class ticket

    • @colonelp4nic
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      629 days ago

      We can do better than prison rape jokes :/

      • @ProIsh
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        2129 days ago

        Maybe we can focus on Office Space jokes instead

      • @[email protected]
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        328 days ago

        WILD that you’re getting downvoted. Seems some agree a person can “deserve to be raped”… y’all need to do better.

        Idgaf if they’re convicted of the most heinous crime, rape and mental torture was not part of the sentence handed out in court. Never mind that there’s thousands of people who are wrongly convicted.

        • @ChicoSuave
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          1528 days ago

          OP was quoting Office Space. A character in the movie is scared of prison and thinks that the worst punishment would be time in a minimum security detention center until they are corrected by another character who uses the overly dramatic “point you in the ass” prison to describe the level of misery that the character will be in.

          You can hate the joke but OP is using it correctly.

          • @[email protected]
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            228 days ago

            It’s still needlessly being repeated, and trivializes prison rape as a ‘normal’ thing. I can cherry pick lines from a bunch of movies like Blazing Saddles or Django Unchained that are inappropriate - but it’d be ‘using it correctly’ right?

      • @NABDad
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        229 days ago

        How about shiving jokes?

  • @Atropos
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    1129 days ago

    Man, giving us S60 drivers a bad name.

    We’re supposed to be chill!

    • @EtherWhack
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      928 days ago

      Where were you on Monday, and can anyone corroborate?

      • @Atropos
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        1028 days ago

        Yep! I was binging Factorio with my buddies - we have launched our first space station, and finally have power production under control!

        • @Crashumbc
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          428 days ago

          FAKE! Everyone knows it’s impossible to get power production “under control”. He did it!

          J/K

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    928 days ago

    Another moron who is going to prison for Trump.

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    Car doesn’t look black to me. Charcoal or titanium or some such.

    Seats are beige leather/synthetic, not fabric.

    • snooggums
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      329 days ago

      Probably intentional misdirection!

  • @jordanlund
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    629 days ago

    Those radicals in their Volvos!

  • @MattMatt
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    428 days ago

    Holy crap that newspaper’s site is a dumpster fire of popups and ads.