DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.

To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren’t high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 hours ago

    I’d say Idun’s apples for the immortality, but those aren’t a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too

  • @spittingimage
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    159 hours ago

    I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.

  • @RBWells
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    119 hours ago

    Didn’t Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.

  • @binary45
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    68 hours ago

    I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.

  • Dave Coe
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    5114 hours ago

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    • @Dasus
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      2114 hours ago

      I’ve been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.

      All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.

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        12 hours ago

        I would imagine the FSM to be composed of the platonic ideal of gluten rather than physical gluten, though I’m not sure if that would be more irritating or less. I’d consult a GI and maybe a metaphysician.

    • @essell
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      710 hours ago

      Ironically, the best.

  • @[email protected]
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    2214 hours ago

    A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

    Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

    • megane-kun
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      711 hours ago

      Charcoal grilled phoenix might be good! Maybe basted in some really hot chili sauce? Or maybe even as simple as a soy sauce based baste. Keeping the phoeinix moist with some basting liquid is probably a good way to keep it from burning.

      I don’t mind a deep-fried baby Phoenix tho.

    • Clocks [They/Them]OP
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      611 hours ago

      I never thought about burning a phoenix might be problematic. But isn’t that an infinite phoenix glitch in which someone can keep making more phoenixes to eat?

      • @[email protected]
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        510 hours ago

        Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

  • Mister Neon
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    1413 hours ago

    I’m a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.