• NutWrench
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    235 hours ago

    Pulling the lever for Trump is like hitting yourself in the balls with a sledgehammer.

    • @[email protected]
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      106 hours ago

      You know what gets the girls going? Death threats. Like use a gun and drug them. Works every time.

    • @[email protected]
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      Eww, I saw them play the clip on Majority Report, of him telling that story… I didn’t know he was talking about meeting his current wife while he was already fucking married!

      Fucking garbage human being

  • Optional
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    95 hours ago

    That’s like six kinds of fucked up.

  • @ATDA
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    85 hours ago

    I’m sure she’s already pulling other cranks there Jesse boy…

  • EleventhHour
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    Got this in the mail today:

    And while some may claim that “both sides are doing this”, the message coming from Democrats versus Republicans shows a stark difference. One is a political violence threat, the other is a reassurance that abusive husbands like Jesse Watters won’t know who you actually voted for.

    • @ccunning
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      I’m honestly surprised Republicans are doing this unless it’s extremely targeted.

      Increasing voter turnout generally works against them.

      • @sensiblepuffin
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        69 hours ago

        I don’t know about extremely targeted, but… Tallahasee? They’re probably safe there.

        • Mister_Feeny
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          28 hours ago

          That’s the return address. They mailed it to someone in Orlando, which is a bluer area of the state.

          (Although Tallahassee is actually a more blue area as well.)

          • @sensiblepuffin
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            17 hours ago

            Good catch. In my haste to be mad at Florida as a state, I overlooked that.

    • @barsquid
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      37 hours ago

      There is a lot of that shit this year. How do I make it so the assholes sending this cannot contact me ever again? I am sick of this.

    • @MeekerThanBeaker
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      59 hours ago

      Yeah. I did about fifty hand written postcards to people in a battleground state with that “who you voted for is secret” message. I didn’t add a binoculars drawing to it.

  • @RapidcreekOP
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    8410 hours ago

    The conjecture is that women of a certain age are voting Harris, because they remember what happened before Roe. Doofus thinks that’s unfair.

    • OhStopYellingAtMe
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      86 hours ago

      When the woman’s choices are between “I’m with her” or “I’m with herpes,” what do the maga men expect?

    • @Burn_The_Right
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      4110 hours ago

      She thinks whatever she is instructed to think. That’s why she’s still married to a fascist.

  • @CobblerScholar
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    3910 hours ago

    Says the guy who’s wife has definitely had an affair already

    • @dhork
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      3610 hours ago

      Wouldn’t be the first time

      At the close of the segment, Watters offered his own humorous take, speaking about his wife Emma DiGiovine, a relationship which he admitted in 2018 began as an affair while he was married to his first wife Noelle Inguagiato and DiGiovine was a producer on his show. The affair prompted Inguagiato to file for divorce.

  • TTH4P
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    3210 hours ago

    Same guy who said voting for Harris makes you trans? Or was that a different FOX guy?

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        “It’s not the party of virtue, security — it’s not the party of strength — it’s definitely not the party of family. And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

        To their credit, Watters’ three female co-hosts on The Five made their displeasure with his statements known, only to be shut down by former wrestler and alleged sexual harasser Tyrus.

        “He quoted a scientist,” Tyrus interjected.

        I know we’re not supposed to patronize or insult the poor fascists, but good lord the right wing is stupid.

  • @SkyBlueSerenity
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    Watters’ claim that if his wife were to secretly vote for Democratic nominee Kamala Harris he would see it as “the same thing as having an affair.”

    How does this guy’s brain work? This doesn’t even make sense.

    • @[email protected]
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      269 hours ago

      His brain works like this: I want XYZ thing, you belong to me so if you choose abc thing then you’re violating our relationship where I control you.

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      It’s the “same thing” in the sense that they both already happened.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    1410 hours ago

    Having an affair with a nice stable person is fine if your husband is an abusive piece of shit that is destroying your family and home.

  • @thesohoriots
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    48 hours ago

    Enjoy the view from the crusty chair in the corner on loan from Vance, ya dud.