One from the archives:
Well duh - polarity reversal is like, day one at the Academy.
Now this is peak trek memeing
Reverse the polarity? MODULATE IT!
Rotate the shield nutation!
Shit! They’re adapting! Make an algorithm that randomizes both the modulation and polarity! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!
This is indeed in TNG scripts as [TECH]
shove it up the writers’ butt-ons
Who let Stanley onboard?
You can tell the beams are particles and not energy; how else would ships and personnel be able to dodge or jump out of the way?
Fartions? They have a fully functional flatulence faser? I never knew. So that’s where all the space toilets’ sewer pipe goes.
And don’t forget to modulate the frequencies.
Why do they only modulate the frequencies? They should try modulating the amplitude! The Borg or Dominion don’t stand a chance against Tradio, conservative talk radio, and Spanish-language evangelical sermons!
