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  • The Picard ManeuverM
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    184 months ago

    Am I the only Trekkie without a Bat’leth in my house?

    …should I get one?

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      154 months ago

      get one? a real trekkie forges their one from meteorite steel

      • The Picard ManeuverM
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        144 months ago

        You’re so right. I have embarrassed myself.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          Shame to you….and your houuuuse!

          I don’t have one either. :)

      • @ummthatguy
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        84 months ago

        Groovy.

    • The Giant KoreanOP
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      64 months ago

      Depends. Are you a fan of honor?

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      34 months ago

      Just looked one up on etsy, a good one is like $200 give or take. Seems a bit pricey I’m sure it will be high quality.

      • The Giant KoreanOP
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        14 months ago

        Mom: We have bat’leths at home

        tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      You’re certainly not the only one considering getting one after this post

    • @ILikeTraaaains
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      24 months ago

      I don’t have it either

      But I 3D printed a d’k tahg. Can I keep my Trekkie license?

  • @[email protected]
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    124 months ago

    More like someone put some skittles on the bat’leth and now the handles are all sticky.

    • The Giant KoreanOP
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      84 months ago

      The handle of my bat’leth is always sticky

  • @cybervseas
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    94 months ago

    They want to help your kids become warriors for the empire! Qapla’!

    • @ummthatguy
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      64 months ago

  • @mycodesucks
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    84 months ago

    Found GLORY in your kids’ Skittles.

    Ftfy

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    84 months ago

    I opened my bag of Bat’leths and only found skittles!

    • @cybervseas
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      74 months ago

      You should try Oops! All Bat’Leths it’s the best.

  • Flying SquidM
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    54 months ago

    This is how they turn your child into Jeffrey.