• @PumaStoleMyBluff
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    324 minutes ago

    Tbh the worst part is the regular house and camper next door breaking whatever chance at illusion they started with.

  • lime!
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    426 minutes ago

    the amount of dust under that throne…

  • @[email protected]
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    304 hours ago

    That first picture really does look computer rendered. I’m still not entirely sure it isn’t.

    That’s kinda impressive.

  • @jagungal
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    94 hours ago

    Is it over-use of Photoshop or really bad HDR?

  • @reddig33
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    355 hours ago

    I kinda feel bad for whomever is selling this — it looks like it was probably their dream home.

  • @[email protected]
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    64 hours ago

    I can absolutely say I want to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI. Just…probably not this specific one.

  • Mister Neon
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    115 hours ago

    I will become the Wizard Lord of Fisher Price Keep!

  • LiveLM
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    12 hours ago

    That first picture looks like something out of a dream, holy shit

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      Nail holes? Black mold? Functioning power outlets? Nothing a nice inch thick coat of matte white latex can’t fix!

      Fun fact, I moved into an apartment once where the landlord had painted the inside of the tub/shower combo to cover the lime scaling. You know what’s really slippery when wet, turns out? Latex paint. You know what bubbles up and chips off after a few months of being intermittantly sprayed with hot water and stepped on? Latex paint. So dumb, so pointlessly dangerous. Had to put down traction pads in my damn shower so I didn’t break my tailbone or crack my skull. And by the time I moved out, the tub was like 90 percent unpainted anymore and looked a damn mess. Dumb.

  • @[email protected]
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    125 hours ago

    I actually kind of like the idea of using a folly as a vacation property, but with that location it’ll be completely uninsurable due to hurricane risk and low elevation.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    65 hours ago

    Yes, but not that one. I always loved Floop’s castle in Spy Kids. I dunno if there’s a name for that style of architecture, but sculpted interiors and exteriors make me very happy.

    Honestly, more people should embrace “theme park houses”. Make life interesting, yanno?

    • @[email protected]
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      64 hours ago

      And on basically no land at all. You know the person who did this doesn’t believe in climate change, who else would bother?

  • @distantsounds
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    65 hours ago

    It’s just a matter of time before it falls into the swamp