There are no depths the insane will not go

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    721 month ago

    God, please protect this racist pedophile adulterous rapist thief.

    Sincerely,

    A “Christian”

    • RhynoplazM
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      1 month ago

      To be fair, have you read the Bible? He’d fit right in. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        121 month ago

        I have. He would fit in many places, Sodom, Gomorrah, the rapey parts of Genesis and Deuteronomy, or the slave promoting section of Leviticus…

      • @[email protected]
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        1 month ago

        If you’re only reading the old testament, then you’re not reading the Bible.

        If Jesus existed, he would beat Trump to death with his bare hands.

        I feel like we should start calling these false Christians Muslims or Jews to fuck with them.

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          61 month ago

          Muslim doesn’t make sense. The Quran includes the New Testament.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 month ago

            Thanks for the correction. I thought the old testament was the divergence point of the Abrahamic religions.

            • @disguy_ovahea
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              51 month ago

              I was raised Catholic, so I remember it like this:

              Jews: God talked to one of our people.

              Christians: That’s great! Tell us all about it!

              Muslims: God talked to one of our people.

              Christians: There’s no fucking way that happened.

        • FuglyDuck
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          11 month ago

          Honestly, you assume that a) the events are transcribed as they happened, b) that the people writing the letters and what have you that comprised the “books” weren’t just making shit up and c) that Jesus himself wasn’t a Joel Osteen-esque grifter holding his hand out telling rich dudes to give him all their wealth with a cheesy grin.

          Most likely he had more in common with Osteen or Joseph Smith or Ron Hubbard than he did with some one who was actually socialist. He was, after all, purported to be a Jewish mystic and faith healer.

          which do you think is more likely: it was all a grift or that he somehow managed to do all those miracles he’s ascribed? And all those disciples doing miracles too…. (And yet no one today can? Even though they realllllly believe?)

        • @KintarianOP
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          01 month ago

          It’s weird because the old testament was about the Jews. There weren’t any Christians yet. If you are a Christian you should only be reading the New testament.

          • @disguy_ovahea
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            Nah. The Christian Bible includes the Old Testament (Torah) and the New Testament. The New Testament is a continuation of what they believe to be God’s word. Just like the Quran contains both the Torah and New Testament as well as several chapters that chronologically follow.

          • @MutilationWave
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            51 month ago

            Jesus said he had not come to abolish the old law.

  • @[email protected]
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    271 month ago

    You can tell this is AI because the subject here would only ever be caught on his knees for Putin.

  • @RangerJosie
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    201 month ago

    May the next sniper be properly trained. In his noodley name we pray, R’amen.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    Of course, the fictitious despot of the Abrahamic faiths would have a fond opinion of the real would-be despot of America.

  • @iAvicenna
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    81 month ago

    I dont think he has the physical capacity to kneel, or get back on his feet if he does

  • @JimVanDeventer
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    51 month ago

    An evil we can’t even imagine: people who want life to be the best it can be for everyone. The horror!

  • Lemminary
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    41 month ago

    Too much belly for this to be real.

    (Don’t flame me for perceived fatphobia. I know what not being able to tie your shoelaces feels like. I literally could not. 😂)

  • @WaxiestSteam69
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    31 month ago

    I’ve been seeing this kind of stuff for the last month. Of course most of my friends and family think Donald Trump is the annoited one.

    • @AngryRobot
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      21 month ago

      They were warned that the faithful wouldn’t recognize the antichrist.