Everybody always presents laundromats in tv shows and movies as this sexy place where you meet horny singles who aren’t wearing underwear because it’s in the wash.

But in real life, that just isn’t true. The laundromat has angry people who don’t want to be there, and nobody EVER has sex, or takes their clothes off.

So why are laundromats always presented like that?

  • Rhynoplaz
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    15511 days ago

    Because some of those angry lonely people are writers, and they have a lot of time to think.

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      4111 days ago

      Correct answer.

      The people there are mainly bored because they are waiting. And sometimes creativity arises out of boredom.

    • @irish_link
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      711 days ago

      Daydream, “lots of time to ‘daydream’”

      Let’s be honest half the stuff a guy writes is about how to win a girl over and the other half is having sex with said girl.

  • Drusas
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    14711 days ago

    You must watch very different movies than I do. I immediately envision something dank and dark with flickering lights.

    • @Iheartcheese
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      5811 days ago

      My last three laundromat visits involved anal.

      • @over_clox
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        811 days ago

        You’re supposed to remove your clothes from your anus before you go to the laundromat.

        I won’t make that mistake again.

  • CRUMBGRABBER
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    6211 days ago

    The scientific reason is that the 350 watt drum connected to the dryer motor vibrates at 55 hertz which stimulates the female solar plexus. This creates a chain reaction and urges males to assert dominance and proceed with a mating ritual. When you combine this with the enticingly large sums of cash at a typical laundromat, you can see this is a devastating combination. The scantily clad hot body people is a side effect, not the cause.

    • ThoGot
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      3411 days ago

      That reads like something out of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • @[email protected]
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    6011 days ago

    The laundromat has angry people who don’t want to be there,

    I live in a college town. The laundromat nearest me has a bar.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      811 days ago

      I’ve seen one laundromat/bar like that, and instantly thought it was genius.

    • @CascadianGiraffe
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      411 days ago

      I miss Sit and Spin in downtown Seattle. Cafe in the front, bar and event venue in the back and laundry on the side.

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        9 days ago

        Leaving the dancefloor to move your laundry from washer to dryer would be one of the most surreal experiences I think I can imagine.

        Similarly, ‘hell yeah ____ is doing another live show tonight, better grab my dirty laundry’

  • @[email protected]
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    4311 days ago

    aren’t wearing underwear because it’s in the wash

    ??? Do these people only have one paif of underwear??

    • @Burninator05
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      5611 days ago

      Hey everyone! Take a look at mister “I have two pairs of underwear” over here!

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        I have multiple pairs of underwear but I hate h going to a laundromat, so I used to wait until I was absolutely out of everything and the clothes I was wearing were oversoiled.

        I have laundry facilities at home now, but when I’m double-plus depressed, I still will wait until I have absolutely nothing to wear.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        311 days ago

        This was the norm far longer than not. Only nobles rich enough to have washer servants would wear undergarments. The rest of us enjoyed brisk breezes betwixt our nethers.

  • @Sanctus
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    4111 days ago

    Yeah I’m tired of all this laundromat sexy-washing.

  • @jordanlund
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    3011 days ago

    Everything Everywhere All At Once

  • @Shady_Shiroe
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    2811 days ago

    I want to know what TV shows you are watching

    Most of the stuff I watch have something bad happen in a laundromat, like getting chased by armed thugs

    • @dingus
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      1011 days ago

      I feel like it’s kind of a meet-cute trope in older sitcoms

      • Captain Aggravated
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        410 days ago

        As I listed elsewhere in the thread I’ve seen it several times, but I think Hollywood’s use of laundromats (or apartment building communal laundry rooms) are used for 3 scenarios:

        • The meet cute. It’s a plausible place for people in different social circles to interact. The manic pixie dream girl and the uptight single lawyer both need to do laundry, so that’s where they first meet. Easily contrived shenanigans with the props, underwear jokes etc. write themselves. It can also play with a dynamic that you don’t often see in a dating environment: You meet someone in the bar or the club or at school or at work or whatever and you get to present the most polished version of yourself. Meet in the laundry room and now we get to see if you have some domestic skills which can indicate where in life the characters are.

        • The domestic date. Characters that already know each other decide to visit the laundromat together because one or both has to do laundry and it’s the only time they can have free. Thinking about the production side, I bet it’s less of a pain in the ass to film than a dinner date, because you don’t have to worry about continuity of the food etc. Easy reason for two people to be sitting in an environment together with nothing better to do than just talk, maybe you can busy their hands folding laundry or emptying/filling machines. Lots of opportunities for movie language, too. You can look down the rows of machines to frame the two in closer, you can look at them through the clear washer doors, either with it open or as if from inside one of the machines, etc.

        • The excuse to be mutually half naked. At least two people and almost always mixed company are going to wash the clothes on their backs with nothing to change into, so they’re going to sit around together in their underwear pretending very hard this is normal. This is mostly just a recipe for cheap cheesecake.

        This is fun. Hey can we talk about some more weirdly common TV and movie scenes?

    • Captain Aggravated
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      1010 days ago

      Well, off the top of my head:

      • There was an episode of Dr. Who during…I think David Tennant’s career? It was one of those that didn’t actually have much of The Doctor in it, some guy had noticed The Doctor appearing throughout history and wanted to try and meet him, so he managed to run into Rose’s mother, at a laundromat. Who proceeded to flirt with him as she loaded her underwear into the wash by saying ‘and here I am flashing you me knickers.’

      • There was a show from the 90’s that no one remembers called Relic Hunter. In one episode miss relic hunter, her assistant and I think the client of the week duck into a laundromat as a place they can look through a dossier, but the owner insists that they have to wash something to remain on the premises, because they needed an excuse to peel Tia Carrere to her skivvies.

      • The episode of Futurama where…let’s see if I remember this right? Bender gets mangled and paralyzed, meets Beck, hires him as a washboard player(?) and then the rest of the cast follow him around on tour, there’s a scene where the crew is hanging around in their underwear while all their clothes wash, and it accidentally tie dyes them because of Amy’s pink track suit.

      • Early in Friends, there’s an episode where Ross…again let’s see if I remember this correctly…Rachel was a rich girl and thus had no domestic skills, and Ross offered to teach her how to do laundry, kind of as an excuse to hang around with her to flirt. They also manage to accidentally dye her clothes pink by leaving something red in with them. IIRC Joey mocked him for his choice of Totally Not Snuggle, so he bought a detergent called Uberweisse or something. I think this was in their building’s laundry room rather than a laundromat but meh.

      • I think there’s a scene in Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog where Dr. Horrible and whatever Felicia Day’s character was named where they flirt in a laundromat. My memory of that show has kind of faded to just the Bad Horse song.

      • @RampantParanoia2365
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        210 days ago

        In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

  • @[email protected]
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    2710 days ago

    Because people who never needed to use an annoying thing like to imagine and romantize how they would use it. Completely ignoring reality.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      910 days ago

      I hate how tv seems to be written by people who have no idea how regular people live. Like how in tv shows, people pop in on someone at home and person is fully made up and dressed, and their homes are always spotless. You pop in on me unexpected and I’m going to be in my boxer briefs, angry that I’m being disturbed, and there are kids toys and laundry all over the living room

        • @Nuke_the_whales
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          29 days ago

          I actually love shoes like Sopranos that pay attention to those details. Why is the soprano home so clean? They have a maid. Then Tony moves out into his mom’s old place and it’s a shit show, dishes, pizza boxes and beer bottles everywhere. Clothes all over the floor

      • @Unlocalhost
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        I always found it funny how writers portray themselves as upper middle class in New York living in in apartment only the top 1% of writers can afford when the reality is the opposite.

  • @ch00f
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    2311 days ago

    Seattle used to have a combination laundromat/bar that was called Sit and Spin.

    Never had a chance to go. I imagine it was a very horny place. Also at the time median age in Seattle was like 23.

    • @CascadianGiraffe
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      311 days ago

      I lived downtown Seattle in the 90s, close enough we just walked to Sit and Spin with our laundry. Best way to do laundry ever.

      Also they were reasonably priced since they made most of their money off the cafe (which had really good food).

      I’ll have some of those memories for life.

    • @captainlezbian
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      110 days ago

      Something similar in Columbus. I’ve never washed clothes there, but I have been to punk shows there

  • @gnomesaiyan
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    1911 days ago

    Don’t believe everything you see on TV. There’s a reason it’s called “the idiot box”.

    • @Tattorack
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      510 days ago

      The idiot box, now there’s a term that’s a few generations old. TVs aren’t really boxes anymore, so… The idiot panel?

  • @[email protected]
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    1711 days ago

    I think it’s because they are a setting where people are there for a separate purpose to meeting a partner, which allows for romance to be portrayed as spontaneous. Also, clothes (particularly underwear, pyjamas and towels) come into contact with the body and imply intimacy.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    1610 days ago

    In my town, junkies hang out at the laundromat begging for money. The cops show up regularly and haul them off. I saw prostitutes outside of it once, too

      • @[email protected]
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        1610 days ago

        Bud, if you’ve ever encountered an angry meth zombie trapped in an enclosed space with you, you’d know the pain.

          • Dogiedog64
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            1610 days ago

            Congrats on recovering. Doesn’t give you an excuse to be a bitch though.

            • @[email protected]
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              -910 days ago

              Congrats on being privileged to never need to go through that hell, and talking down to those who did.

              I don’t need to justify myself to you, but my response to the other poster was completely valid. If he’s using terms like “meth zombies” and denigrating public facilities that allow addicts to enter because of their presence then he deserves every ounce of contempt he gets.

              I’ll accept a thank you for the explanation but any other response will result in a block.

              • silly goose meekah
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                Theres a difference between addicts and junkies. Junkies have my empathy but I really understand why someone wouldn’t want to spend prolonged times in the same space with one.