You must decide

  • @kaitco
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    173 days ago

    F Kirk, Marry Spock, K Bones just so I can look at Kirk and say, “He’s dead, Jim”.

    • beefbot
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      53 days ago

      This is the only correct configuration 👍

      • Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
      • Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀
  • @[email protected]
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    4 days ago

    Not sure I’d want to experience Pon Farr first hand… so, ditch Spock, f**k Kirk, because… Kirk. And marry Bones I guess

    • Flying SquidM
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      84 days ago

      Not sure I’d want to experience Pon Farr first hand

  • IninewCrow
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    54 days ago

    Kill Spock definitely … because we all know he’ll be resurrected and come back anyway or reappear in the future or time travel or enter a new dimension or alternate universe and come back.

    … and it doesn’t matter if you marry or f**k either Kirk or Bones.

  • Sundray
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    43 days ago

    I couldn’t give you an answer right away. I feel like this would be a good excuse to spend about an hour (minus commercials) mulling over the ethical ramifications of my decision, only to have the issue resolved by some magical engineering from Mr. Scott.

  • @Ziglin
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    64 days ago

    Obviously marry Spock. I don’t really care about the rest.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    23 days ago

    I mean, yes to all three. Y’all and your 20th century morals.