• @GreyYeti
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    Fun fact, the US gov already has a government efficiency division and it’s called the Government Accountability Office. But I do enjoy the irony of Trump’s government having two efficiency departments.

    • @thetwaddler
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      Also I love that the efficiency department has two leaders. Can’t get more efficient than that

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      “TWO EFFICIENCY DEPARTMENTS ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN ONLY ONE EFFIECIENCY DEPARTMENT.”

      • Every MAGA Trumper lol
      • @Mirshe
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        An efficiency department that apparently needs two leaders, as well. Sounds…inefficient.

      • @[email protected]
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        You can escape your dash so it doesn’t become a bullet.

        - like so

        \- you need only add a backslash beforehand.
        Same for *other* formatting.

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      In NZ, David Seymour at least axed the old Productivity Commission (which his own ACT party founded) to create his new Ministry for Regulation.

      Apparently they didn’t like the answers they got out of the previous version.

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          Apparently they kept saying things like ‘long-term investment is important and private companies are bad at that’, ‘worker productivity is harmed by poor health and education’, ‘strong urban planning is necessary’.

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    The acronym of the new department - DOGE - coincides with the name of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin that Musk promotes.

    Oh my fucking god

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      I cringed so hard that I involuntarily did a kegel

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      this was musk’s play all along, his ‘quid’ to the ‘pro quo’ of spending a couple hundred million of his money to put that shitstain back into power.

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            He’s addicted to ketamine. When that stops working, which it will, he’ll either OD or switch to stimulants like Trump and Hitler.

            People with antisocial personality disorders tend to not like classical psychedelics as much as they let on. As it tends to be a humbling experience. Which is scary when you think the world revolves around you.

    • @Arbiter
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      The securities fraud is blatant.

  • @thisphuckinguy
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    Fuck this. Let it burn along with the people who wanted this.

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    I can’t say 100% of america but 50% of america is actually watching and supporting a 2.0 version of my country 90 years ago.

    This is CRAZY. in 100 years no one can say they didn’t know. They were just stupid.

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    Who is going to head up the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Plenty?

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      We’ve always been at war with East Asia.

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      Puppy Murderer South Dakota bitch is gonna head the Ministry of Internal Peace (Homeland Security).

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        No, she’s already been tapped to be UN ambassador.

        I guess the UN delegates need a laugh too.

        EDIT: aw, fuck, that was Stefanik. Well, different joke, same punchline I guess.

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          Well, no. Stefanik is awful, but not puppy-killing awful.

  • @uebquauntbez
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    He cut Twitter to 20%. He’s a Pro! /s

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    Oh, Elon will get bored and ignore it once the ketamine wears off the first time.

    • @Sludgehammer
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      Nah, Mush is driven by his need to be one of the “Cool kids”. He’ll know he’s a loser and will spend billions to be excepted by the people he idolizes.

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        | excepted

        Pun or typo?. We’ll never know.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?

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    When a trust fund child with more money than he knows what to do with thinks he’s a genius lol.

  • @Sludgehammer
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    As proven from that “your meme game is strong” clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
    I suppose that’s fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.