• @samus12345
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    23 hours ago

    Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    64 hours ago

    So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?

  • @SlapnutsGT
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    34 hours ago

    Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

  • @ArtVandelay
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    14 hours ago

    It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

  • @Dasus
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    911 hours ago

    I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.

    But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

  • redfellow
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    Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

    Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

    • @[email protected]
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      23 hours ago

      Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

      • redfellow
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        22 hours ago

        If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

    • @nyctre
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      412 hours ago

      A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

  • @[email protected]
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    Yes, this is correct.

    You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

    Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).

    (The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

      • @[email protected]
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        413 hours ago

        Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

  • HexesofVexes
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    5622 hours ago

    We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

    • @over_clox
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      7222 hours ago

      We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

  • @pyre
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    1016 hours ago

    what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term

  • @Maggoty
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    414 hours ago

    Yes to all of those.

    Source, my time in the Army.

  • @over_clox
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    3622 hours ago

    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

    • @ik5pvx
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      818 hours ago

      …static fuck?

    • @[email protected]
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      1620 hours ago

      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

      • @[email protected]
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        That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

      • @over_clox
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        But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

        I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    ‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

    • @[email protected]
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      113 hours ago

      Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement