• @LilDumpy
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      People sure are quick to blame Russia, when in reality, it’s Hvaldimir, a rogue spy Beluga whale. I mean, sure, he was trained by Russia, but now he’s a merc for hire. This was his first solo gig to get him international notoriety and tell us he’s up for grab$.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      Shhh… you’ll wake up the pro Putin tankies. They’re worn out from gaslighting Americans to vote for Trump…

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        No, he gets them trumped up charges and forces them into private prisons where they have to work building underground, private expressways so they can buy soap and food

  • @NOT_RICK
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    Cause: Russia desperately fishing for leverage out at sea.

    • @takeda
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      They were actually threatening to do it.

  • @maplebar
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    Spoiler: it was Russia.

    Anyway, let’s be honest, the dream of the “world wide web” is, and always was, pretty damn naive.

    The internet and society at large would be a better place if we told our geopolitical enemies (China, Russia, Iran, North Korea, etc.) to fuck off and make their own internet (which they’re trying to do anyway, but today are benefiting from the best of both worlds). This one-way great firewall bullshit where foreign governments restrict what their people can see coming out of the west, while easily manipulating what our people see on social media via disinformation and troll farms, has not been working out.

    This may be an unpopular opinion, but we would be much better off with multiple multi-national intranets among allied nations with shared values, interests, laws, and accountability.

    • Drusas
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      Could also be China. They did it last time.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah no. We already see various forms of direct government censorship and indirect censorship through private entities holding key social media platforms.

      The last thing we need is a full embracement of shutting down and censoring. Also it is entirely impractical, as you have overlaps as two nations at odds with each other might both be on good terms with a third nation.

      Finally, what happens when you go on holiday? Do you want special government approved agents to be the only ones eligble to purchase a plane ticket from and book a hotel with? Prepare to pay triple and end up with a system even more ripened with corruption than the current economy.

      Finally it is naive to think that this would stop competing disinformation. Just have a satelite interface and maybe some private network as bridge and voilá.

      All this does is fuck over the people more, while the elites get to continue their shit.

  • @FourPacketsOfPeanuts
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    So was it the the Russians who blew up their own Nord pipeline, or was it that Ukrainian guy with a yacht? It’s hard to keep track

    Data cables defo Russia sabotage (if deliberate), doesn’t serve anyone else’s goals

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      Ukranian special ops, acting on their own

      Edit: Story

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          Except for the German federal prosecutors, Dutch officials, former Ukranian commander in chief, and the sabotage team themselves, I suppose you’re right.

          Days after the attack, in October 2022, Germany’s foreign secret service received a second tipoff about the Ukrainian plot from the CIA, which again passed on a report by the Dutch military intelligence agency MIVD. It offered a detailed account of the attack, including the type of boat used and the possible route taken by the crew, according to German and Dutch officials.

          Inasumuch as you can have a source for a covert operation after the fact.

          • BlackLaZoR
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            Can you link the direct source - like, statement of german police or official press conference?

            I’ve spent some time looking into this and found no direct sources.

            BTW, these articles are copypaste - There were bunch of much older (2023?) ones which I also failed to find any credible source for.

            EDIT: Correction, the first articles about this came out 3 months ago

            The part about Zelenski ordering sabotage while drunk has both no source and is utterly ridiculous.

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              The part about Zelenski ordering sabotage while drunk has both no source and is utterly ridiculous.

              I agree. I also didn’t see it in the article -?

              If you want to find German federal prosecutor records, or Dutch itelligence reports - I’m not sure where to go for those.

              It pains me to say this but the WSJ, while being a Murdoch rag and certainly guilty of ridiculous bias in the way it reports things, isn’t really known for making up things whole cloth like the Daily Mail or something.

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            Prosecutors have a lead against someone holding Ukrainian citizenship. That doesn’t say anything more than that someone with Ukrainian citizenship was involved, in particular it doesn’t say that he’s not a Russian operative. Or Polish, for that matter, the Poles were uncharacteristically uncooperative.

            In any case it’s not like Germany would be mad it’s the wheels of justice churning as usual. Heck at this point I haven’t ruled out that it was a German operation. The whole yacht theory is in general on shaky ground because one does not just lower some sea mines with a yacht. Or smuggle them to a Polish port. etc., etc.

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        Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky initially approved the plan, according to one officer who participated and three people familiar with it. But later, when the CIA learned of it and asked the Ukrainian president to pull the plug, he ordered a halt, those people said. Zelensky’s commander in chief, Valeriy Zaluzhniy, who was leading the effort, nonetheless forged ahead.

        Not exactly on their own initially according to this article.

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          Zelensky took Zaluzhniy to task, but the general shrugged off his criticism, according to three people familiar with the exchange. Zaluzhniy told Zelensky that the sabotage team, once dispatched, went incommunicado and couldn’t be called off because any contact with them could compromise the operation.

          “Oops” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @RestrictedAccount
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    Every one of these that are cut increases the value of Starlink

  • @solrize
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    Nordstream redux? I wonder if Hetzner is affected.

  • @GreenKnight23
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    we should bring back “rods from god” and use them to obliterate any unknown ships when they spend too much time around deep sea infrastructure.

    best case, the threat is destroyed. worse case, the largest synced pants shitting known in history.

  • @cultsuperstar
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    Is it a kraken? Please let it be a kraken. I think we’re due for some Pacific Rim style kaiju.

      • @Etterra
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        In the ocean? Where all the salt water is? I’m sure that’ll be fine and there’s no possible way serious corrosion will be a problem ever.

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          Glass corrodes?

          Also the US literally built a submarine so they could splice undersea cables (for surveillance) like decades ago. iirc the USS Jimmy Carter