• @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    53 hours ago

    If you give rodents WD-40 they can lube up your machinery as they scurry around.

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    6 hours ago

    Despite the promises of the strange Advertisement, it just made the mice stronger. They were now even harder to catch and could now fit even better through holes. Humanity was fooled once again.

  • @over_clox
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    58 hours ago

    I’ve actually defended myself from a rooster that was about to attack me using WD-40. I squirted that bastard right in the eye. He just froze in place for a moment, like WTF was that, and then just walked away.

    So yes, a million and one uses, and still counting… 👍

    • hope
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      87 hours ago

      How did the rooster attack you with the WD-40? It seems like he’d have trouble pushing the nub down. And what did you squirt him with?!?

      • @over_clox
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        36 hours ago

        I squirted him with the WD-40 silly!