• @TexasDrunk
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      710 hours ago

      You’re 5000 candles in the wind

  • @[email protected]
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    1011 hours ago

    Did anyone tell the donkey it was vaccines for Senegal?

    Just trying to understand whether this was a tragic accident or if the donkey is a racist asshole.

    • no bananaOP
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      Sir, this is a horse. Unlike donkeys, they do not care.

    • no bananaOP
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      130 minutes ago

      This is why RFK Jr is solving the problem and Making America Horsey Again

  • @FelixCress
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    3115 hours ago

    I thought these were life saving?

    • @Num10ck
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      59 hours ago

      he ate an even number of doses, not odd.

      • no bananaOP
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        Should’ve been vaccinated against overvaccination

    • @[email protected]
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      2615 hours ago

      You see, the donkey was actually patient zero of the upcoming zombie outbreak. With its passing, millions of lives were saved.

  • @Voyajer
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    1914 hours ago

    They found him, Mr Malaria himself

    • no bananaOP
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      Sir, this is a shitposting community. We’re horsing around.

      • @FelixCress
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        315 hours ago

        Just don’t put the cart before the horses.

        • @Burninator05
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          311 hours ago

          I’ll tell you the one thing I love doing more than almost anything l…counting chick’s before they’ve hatched. A lot of times I over count, sometimes I count just right, and then the one magical time when I somehow ended up with more!