• shoulderoforion
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    782 months ago

    we knew these people were garbage for a very long time now, and yet, with everything, they still put their guy back into a position to destroy us all. these “slams” are a whole lot less entertaining, now that they’re literally tea bagging us, all the time, at will, and the true fuckery hasn’t even begun in earnest yet

    • snooggums
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      These are the types of people Americans have always idolized. The Rockafellers and Carnagies were for the most part complete pieces of shit who abused employees and destroyed the environment for personal gain. They donated miney at the end of their lives to buy good will from the populace they fucked over.

      Bill Gates is buying his goodwill right now.

      • @Blue_Morpho
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        The only bad thing Bill Gates ever did was say that poorer countries needed to pay for Covid vaccines. That was horrible and he backed off.

        Almost all his other shenanigans was being a Billionaire stealing from other Billionaires.

        People forgot that IBM was a monopoly worse than Microsoft. People forgot that Netscape was a billionaire backed corporation. MS stomped on some little guys too like Stacker. But it was someone who made $100M on a good idea and thought they could milk one idea forever.

        To put Bill Gates in the same category as Musk is like saying Biden is the same as Trump.

        • @[email protected]
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          Gates was the guy nerds were supposed to hate decades ago because Microsoft and billionaire. But that feels fun and innocent compared with today where the billionaires are actively trying to destroy society and ruin people’s lives as opposed to just exploiting them for their labor.

  • @[email protected]
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    I like how he still wears occupy mars shirts as an attempt to make fun of a protest movement from like 2009

    • @youstolemyname
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      It’s funny because he’s never getting to Mars

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        Not only that, but Wall Street wasn’t a place the movement wanted to migrate to, it was a place to exist to inconvenience the people who worked there.

        The Right Can’t Meme

      • @iAvicenna
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        he is still fantasising about being the sole male responsible for populating Mars

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    It is quite an achievement to stand next to Kid Rock and have people wonder who is the bigger trash.

  • @[email protected]
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    There is not a single thing that “Kid Rock” could do that would make him look cool. Aside from maybe doing a flip while jumping off of a high place with no parachute.

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      There is not a single thing that “Kid Rock” could do that would make him look cool.

      Maybe this?

  • @EnderMB
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    282 months ago

    Are…are you serious? You can buy boner pills in gas stations in America?

    No wonder you fuckers voted for Trump.

      • @EnderMB
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        That’s some beautiful branding. Einstein would be proud.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        Finally, a brand that doesn’t give you bone rot. Talk about your significant advances in medical science.

      • @Jumi
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        32 months ago

        Please tell me this is fake

        • @feddylemmy
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          22 months ago

          Jokes aside, Thinking Fast and Slow is amazing and I recommend everyone read it.

      • @Jerb322
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        “No Bone Rot” WTF!?!

    • @[email protected]
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      I think you’ll find the demo for gas station boner pills has some overlap for the demo for the human versions

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      32 months ago

      They’re not actually boner pills, just some junk product. But you can buy Viagra at pharmacies in Mexico without a prescription.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    282 months ago

    Why does Elon look like he’s badly photoshopped onto his own body?

    • @polygon6121
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      I think it is a combination of plastic surgery, ozempic, bad eating habits, drugs and constantly going up and down in weight (his clothes don’t always fit). You never know what shape he will be in at his next public appearance.

      • @pyre
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        I know it’s roughly going to be like a barrel on a stick

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    The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”

  • @daggermoon
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    Gas station employee here, I am judging you if you buy them. They do not work. They are literally just caffeine and vitamins. Same shit Alex Jones used to sell. I had this one customer who would always come in and buy them. I told him not to waste his money, he swore that they worked great. Fucking idiot.

    • @EvilBit
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      Presumably one where Conor McGregor beats the shit out of a blind Peruvian nun or something.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        To be fair, that nun had absolutely shitty ground defense.

  • @Dorkyd68
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    162 months ago

    I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Top teir cringe

  • @rwdf
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    162 months ago

    Wearing sunglasses inside is very cool indeed.

  • Ech
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    122 months ago

    Gas station adderall and boner pills sitting side by side.