• @[email protected]
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    34 hours ago

    I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.

  • Sabata
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    14 hours ago

    My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it’s my fuckwaffle so that’s nice for a change.

  • The Assman
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    1318 hours ago

    Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

    • illectrility
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      916 hours ago

      You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something’s wrong with your heart every other day

  • @[email protected]
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    315 hours ago

    Muscles hurt when they don’t get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.

    Still, it’s worth it

  • Admiral Patrick
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    23 hours ago

    Funny story. I did wake up this morning with a pain in my absolute fuckwaffle.

      • @[email protected]
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        414 hours ago

        My last physio said you should apply heat to that kind of injury rather than ice … what you need is an absolute fuck-waffleiron

    • @hOrni
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      623 hours ago

      I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it’s gonna fucking hurt for a week.

  • @[email protected]
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    1223 hours ago

    That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

    • @[email protected]
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      1022 hours ago

      Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you’re doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you’re probably doing it right.

  • @[email protected]
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    419 hours ago

    I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.

  • @[email protected]
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    24 hours ago

    So it’s not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.

  • Illecors
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    123 hours ago

    I’ve had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.

    Can’t wait for the next time! 🤢