This is a legit book. Here is the link for it https://www.penguinrandomhouseretail.com/author/?authorid=2069621
This book would be useless to me.
Well, not all of us have our massive schlongs figured out as well as you do, okay!?
No joke, having a big dick has always seemed bad. Women really only seem to like it as a novelty, but otherwise report strong dissatisfaction with an oversized partner.
Something like 7-8 inches is what most women consider ideal, with way more acceptance for smaller penises than large ones.
I guess if you want to be a fuckboy or work in porn, a monster cock might be advantageous, but my understanding is that it’s awful if you want to provide long-term sexual satisfaction to a partner.
As a thicker man in the higher end of the range given: women say that’s the ideal, but “girl inches” are a real thing
Being rejected because you’re hurting someone no matter how careful you are is more mentally/emotionally damaging than people know, for both people
That’s a big dick, buddy.
I have been blessed with what the articles you’ve seen claim women say is the perfect dong. About 1 in 5 women have told me it was too large and uncomfortable while the rest have told me how much better bigger ones like mine are. One refused me outright after she saw it.
Funny thing is guys stare WAY more in nude situations.
Turns out after looking it up someone has done a more scientific study which determined that women prefer a 6.3 x 4.8 incher for a long-term partner, which is honestly much more reasonable when confronted with the actual stats on how big a human dong generally is.
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The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.
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Why does it need to be a real book? A dust cover, You can put on any book, when reading in public spaces would be better.
Since most guys don’t invest lots of time staring at other guy’s eject cocks, who’s to know. Why not allow your boyfriend to be thrilled thinking that he has an above average sized penis?
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
Maybe wife will buy it for herself
I know a few guys like that. It sounds funny at first, but it can genuinely be a problem and negatively affect or kill relationships.
Men don’t understand that a vagima is not a blck hole. There is an ending to it. Believe me, I am a woman, instead of worring about the size of your dick (something that most of the times only other men cares about) start.improving your knowledge on womens bodies and different ways to pleasure her. Btw, penetrative sex is not always the best sex for women.
I used to date a girl who told me that she had dated a guy with an XL dong. I have very standard equipment, and she said that it was great, as it was fine in all occasions, while the other sometimes created problems. I obviously chose to believe her :) That said, I think that the majority of penises falling within a certain range, is an evolutionary thing, making the average work well more times, thus enhancing the chance of offspring.
I had a friend with a legit footlong. He couldn’t get laid because women would see it and say, “that’s not going in me.”
Fortunately, one of my other friends was a masochist, so they eventually got married.
I am guessing this is one of these things where people think it’s awesome and has many advantages, but like everything else in life, it’s best to be near the middle of the bell curve, personally I am 197cm tall and that’s very much on the extreme end, I think that’s that taller than 99.6% of humans, I have to look out for not hitting my head, I don’t fit comfortably in the majority of cars, flying on a plane is a PITA as I have to look for specific seats, hell even something as simple as sitting comfortably on public transit is an issue. Buying clothes is a chore as I have to look for things that are designed with longer sleeves and pants sized for tall people. Just a minority of shoe selection is available as they mostly have EUR size 45 as the biggest and I wear 46/47.
And I will probably die sooner than if I was like 10 cm shorter as my heart has to work harder.
But do you have a massive schlong at least?
All I will say is schlong size is not proportionate to height and a sad emoji face :(
Asking the real questions.
Yeah, I’m nearly the same height and have similar issues. One plus is that my SO fits perfectly under my chin.
What’s up with that glove though?
It’s a goodwill donation. You don’t touch the incoming stuff with your bare hands.
Haven’t read the book yet, huh?
You don’t have special furious-masturbation gloves?
It looks like an order was going out and the employee wearing the glove took a picture before it goes into the bin for order fulfillment.
Gardening while book shopping
I’ve read this book and it’s actually hilarious. Like intentionally. Highly recommend.
Ooh, is this another coloring book?
The free pen’is to color it in with cough
there’d be a LOT to color
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Hey, thanks for advertising my Autobiography.
Emphasis on the “auto.”
“fellacio”. Don’t worry, I can handle it all by myself. :)
Hugh Penisi?
I hardly know him.
