• @Squorlple
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    375 days ago

    “Ope lemme squeeze past ya real quick”

    • @somtwo
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      13 days ago

      I believe this is region-locked to the Midwest of the United States…

  • @TwoBeeSan
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    235 days ago

    Unfunny actual - BEHIND

    Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

  • @waz
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    64 days ago

    Just wear loud clothing so everyone can always tell when you’re moving. Something like corduroy pants, a windbreaker or a cowbell.

  • @[email protected]
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    An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

    Which is german for:

    Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

  • @ebolapie
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    HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT’S SOUP AND IT’S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

    One time i yelled “I am holding a spider” and nobody ignored me.

  • @[email protected]
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    84 days ago

    Just give quiet sexual moans with each person you pass.

    Mmm… Oooh. Oh yeah that’s real nice.

  • @Xenny
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    44 days ago

    RIGHT BETWEEN! DOWN THE LINE!

  • Kaity
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    94 days ago

    Having worked in a kitchen, “knife behind” if you have a knife or just really want to make sure nobody moves, “behind” if you are more okay accidentally bumping booty.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 days ago

      we say that at the cats and dog. One of them is new and still learning, and the others GTFO of the way.

    • @I_Miss_Daniel
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      15 days ago

      I di this, but whistling to sound like a reversing vehicle.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 days ago

    “Coming through!” “Make a hole!” “Hot! Burn risk is moving!” “Do not move! I’m passing behind you!” “Sharp! Broken glass/knife/whatever is moving!”

    I’m sure there are others along similar lines. These are the ones I remember from another life working in food service.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 days ago

    “Comin’ through, fuckers,” has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

  • mommykink
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    65 days ago

    “Ass or crotch, who wants what?”

  • Tippon
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    45 days ago

    To quote the Simpsons:

    Hot stuff, coming through!