I’m staying with some friends and all of their spoons are this ridiculous shape that is clearly designed for the mouth of someone like Steven Tyler. I may have to reconsider our friendship.

There’s a reason spoons are narrow on the sides.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    It’s a soup spoon. It doesn’t seem that unusual. You aren’t supposed to stick the entire spoon in your mouth.

    • dream_weasel
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      123 days ago

      Idk, I never had problems getting the business part of the spoon into my mouth.

      Never could get the whole handle too though…

    • @[email protected]
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      203 days ago

      You aren’t supposed to, but you definitely should. Stare everyone deeply in their eyeballs and stick the whole bowl of the spoon in your mouth. Then add everyone else’s spoons to your mouth one at a time. Keep eye-contact.

    • MrsDoyle
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      3 days ago

      This is correct. I’m old, and when I was a girl every home had soup spoons - along with teaspoons, dessert spoons and tablespoons. They appear to have died out, who knows why*. Some of my friends have heritage sets, I don’t. I eat my soup with a dessert spoon, like an ignorant youth.

      ** On reflection, maybe it’s a measuring thing? Baking recipes use teaspoons and tablespoons, but never soup spoons.

  • Monkey With A Shell
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    494 days ago

    Pretty sure that’s the type you’re supposed to be able to shape and bend with your mind

  • @JimVanDeventer
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    273 days ago

    One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

  • @[email protected]
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    303 days ago

    Squid! How could you! Lol these are soup spoons (or as we call them in New England: Chowder Spoons)

    Now, why they only have soup spoons as opposed to having some of a few different kinds…ok well THAT your friends are weird for!

  • @[email protected]
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    333 days ago

    i’m confused. it looks like a normal soup spoon. is it unusually large for a soup spoon or is this your first soup spoon?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      -183 days ago

      These are normal soup spoons where I come from.

      • @Madison420
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        42 days ago

        That’s a tablespoon boss.

      • Altima NEO
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        683 days ago

        Probably because they aren’t aware or just don’t care about the difference

          • Altima NEO
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            218 hours ago

            I used to have one and never knew what it was. I thought it was weird it had a flat edge, figured it was broken.

        • @tamal3
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          263 days ago

          What in holy hell is a salad spoon

          • dream_weasel
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            93 days ago

            It’s for directly consuming the mug o’ ranch we traditionally serve with a small plate of garnish weeds in the US.

            • @[email protected]
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              12 days ago

              No joke, I once sat down at a restaurant with an Austrian exchange student who; when a somewhat-larger-than-usual ramekin of ranch was placed in front of him, before the rest of his meal came out; proceeded to unwrap a straw, stick it in the ranch, and take a drink.

              All I could do is watch as this unfolded before me.

        • Tony N
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          I love drinking my MTN Dew with a soda spoon

        • @[email protected]
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          Some soup spoons are indeed oblong like a tablespoon. But because there isn’t anything in that etsy photo above to provide context, you might miss that the heads of those spoons are most likely much larger than that of a tablespoon. Sure, they’re just as oval-shaped as what OP expects, but they’re also just as wide as the round spoon in the OP. Meaning they require just as Steven Tyler of a mouth to successfully misuse as a round soup spoon.

        • @[email protected]
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          33 days ago

          That would be why I asked if it’s their first one. They look different in different places and not everyone knows they even exist.

        • M137
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          03 days ago

          How did you get it that wrong? Firstly, it’s not “a”, there’s several. Secondly, they’re tablespoons.

          You somehow managed to be more wrong than OP, which is unbelievable.

          • Ben Hur Horse Race
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            103 days ago

            you really got me there man! I mean I’ve met some pretty smart and cool people in my travels but holy fuck you made me look like a complete idiot and I am absolutely in awe of you.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          -153 days ago

          You put a spoon that big in a sugar bowl and drop it in your tea and you’ll have the kind of crazily sweet iced tea they have in the American South except hot.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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            Here’s a wild thought: You can choose to pick up only a little bit of sugar. No one’s forcing you to fill up the whole spoon like a digger on a JCB lol.

            • Flying SquidOP
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              -53 days ago

              The point is that these are their only sort of spoons.

              • @Madison420
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                12 days ago

                Then eat soup or eat somewhere else?

              • Ben Hur Horse Race
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                43 days ago

                i feel you. its wack. ive never liked soup spoons. i eat cereal and soup with a teaspoon

                • @idiomaddict
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                  I bought cutlery a few years ago and decided to get exactly what I wanted, not what was standard, and I not only ended up with golden-colored, wood handled cutlery that everyone else thought was hideous, I only got fully round spoons, in both teaspoon size and standard soup spoon size.

                  I loved that cutlery. My old roommate… gratefully tolerates it. I just have a giant mouth and never realized it could be an issue, but even the small ones were surprisingly unpopular

                • Flying SquidOP
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                  03 days ago

                  I have always done the same, actually.

          • LucasWaffyWaf
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            Or if you were Bob “17 sugars with me tea” Mortimer.

      • @Dkarma
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        23 days ago

        Those are tea spoons. R u caveman?

        • Flying SquidOP
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          They’re teaspoons for Jeff Goldblum when he’s turning into The Fly.

  • @[email protected]
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    Look at this uncultured peasent, can’t tell it’s soup spoon from its dessert spoon! *Billionaire laugh*

  • @[email protected]
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    143 days ago

    Those are bouillon spoons. I prefer to eat with them all the time, but I have teaspoons and Tablespoons as well. You could look on this as a gifting opportunity rather than bitching.

    • @tamal3
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      23 days ago

      We need a post for everyone’s favorite spoon. There are clear winners in my drawer, too. One mystery spoon that I’d love someone to ID.

      Participation forbidden if your utensils are a set.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      You are entitled to your incorrect spoon opinion.

  • HEXN3T
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    33 days ago

    This ain’t no soup spoon I ever seen, mine are nice and circular instead of whatever mildly oblong abhorrence this is