Did you toast the bread by yelling at it?
They set the bread next to a candle for 30 seconds.
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That… Is the feeblest looking breakfast I’ve seen in a long time.
Underdone toast. Technically just bread.
Cherry tomatoes, a whole one and a half of them.
Something brown that may or may not be sausage but has clearly been pre-cut as if you are feeding it to a toddler.
And why does it all look as if it is sliding off the plate like it has been hung on a wall?
I don’t mean to kink shame, but if this is your food porn you need to seek counselling.
I feel that is just bread? Perhaps they don’t like toast like me, it makes the roof of my mouth sore.
There are 4 halves of cherry tomatoes in that image, so two whole ones.
Maybe they cut the sausage up as they’re one of those freaks that likes to overcook them and they wanted burnt edges; I don’t condone, but I can reason why.
I can’t justify this breakfast though, but the eggs look nice.
Edit: I’m an idiot OP said it’s toast. I’m shook.
Thanks for the corrections.
I can’t believe I fucked up so badly that I missed half a cherry tomato.
But yeah, if they say that is toast, who am I to disagree?
I think the cook needs the CEO treatment if they’re saying that’s toast.
I though foodporn should look good?
Toast huh?
That toast be looking like someone that burns instead of tans.
That toast is still on the hoof
That is not toast that is warm bread
That is not bread, that is a sponge
“To bread!” clink
DING! kachunk
it was whiter before he started. i guess, dough?
Nothing more hearty than a plate of that in the morning.
One thing of note and not trying to food shame but, toast? I think the settings on your toaster need adjusting.
I think they need to turn the toaster on.
Black pepper?!? Bro used every spice available in the entire uk
This joke brought to you by the country that thinks the only spices are sugar, salt, butter and high fructose corn syrup
The only US spice is “ranch”.
Just seen a post where someone was dipping sushi in it.
Just seen a post where someone was dipping sushi in it.
pfuck
Is that a silent “p”?
it’s the one that comes when you vomit into your mouth while saying fuck
And that’s what ranch tastes like to normal people
We used our spice money for healthcare.
And we used our Healthcare money keeping you europoors from being invaded Russia. Broke ass with a gdp lower than our hillbilly states came to talk about money.
Amazing how that propaganda is still working after 80 years! That’ll be all the petrol fumes
Give the lead paint some credit.
That escalated quickly 😂.
FYI I’m pretty sure the UK has a higher GDP than many US states. London is after all the money laundering capital of the world.
Edit: After a quick search it looks like only California has a higher GDP, marginally.
What do you mean you don’t like spam?!?
Just never gets old. Classic. Still I’d miss the bacon and the toast is a bit anaemic. I’d wolf it down if it was put in front of me though. Tomatoes look decently cooked too which is rare to see, I also like your double egg going on I like to do that sometimes. Is that blood sausage of some kind? I don’t get to include that very often as it’s not commonly sold where I am so I usually just have the typical Cumberland sausages. I personally like to have this dish with potato farls as well as toast because I just love my carbs so much. I recommend. Anyway hope you enjoyed it, got a craving for an English breakfast now.
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Not bad! Is that actual sliced sausage or is it black pudding?
Gotta have some pudding with a full English, and preferably a couple of pork sausages too, and if you’re really hungry throw some hash browns on there :-D
British people will really look at a plate of greasy brownness and think it looks good. 😭
Bri’ish, yeh?
EDIT: I have angered the Brits. I am deeply sorry.
No self respecting Brit is eating that. You know it’s called a full English breakfast right, I think we have the final say on this.
Nah.
