• Cris
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    371 month ago

    I think there needs to be one for lactose tolerant and intolerant people. Same exact design.

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      161 month ago

      Hell yeah. I’d get this one for me and the opposite one for my wife and we’d go twinsies at a cheese bar.

      • DosDude👾
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        61 month ago

        Wait. Cheese bar? I’m Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation. And I have never heard of a cheese bar.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          I’m Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation.

          Am I missing something here? We think of Dutch cheese as the most boring stuff like Edam and Gouda, the “missionary position” of cheeses as it were

          What are yous hiding?

          • DosDude👾
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            81 month ago

            Old Amsterdam, Twentse bunker kaas, beemster, any kind of komijnenkaas or other herb/spiced cheese. The list goes on. We have the oldest and biggest physical cheese market in the world.

            Gouda might be “boring”, but if riped to an old cheese is full of flavor and rich.

            • @[email protected]
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              11 month ago

              So I was really interested so I looked them all up!

              Gouda, goat’s cheese, Gouda, and Gouda with spices in it because it’s boring

              Genuinely thought yous were hiding some amazing cheeses yous weren’t telling us about but frankly I’m slightly disappointed 😞

              • @Lennny
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                11 month ago

                Might I offer you some fine casu martzu?

                • Kernal64
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                  21 month ago

                  I prefer my cheese not have the ability to move under its own power. 🤨

        • chingadera
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          31 month ago

          American here, I used to manage a spot that centered around cheese paired with wine. The cheese was the star of the show though

        • @Gradually_Adjusting
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          11 month ago

          I know a spot in London that does fine cheeses a la carte, and they have a sushi style conveyor belt.

          It’s by reservation. Usually quite well booked.

      • @Im_old
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        51 month ago

        I’m looking to do exactly the same!

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      It would be too obvious. The humour would be slapstick, and less clever.

      As it is, jets and explosions, scream clever.

  • @chemical_cutthroat
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    81 month ago

    My brother-in-law is lactose intolerant, and I need this shirt so fucking bad.

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    51 month ago

    Loud and proud with milk and explosions makes me think you’re actually lactose intolerant but when you see milk you go “imma do it anyway.”