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    • Xanthrax
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      13 hours ago

      If they’re lesbians that’s not unrealistic.

      Edit: I just noticed “this dudes dick”

      • @Euphorazine
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        1812 hours ago

        Not really, the apartment floorplan likely has the washer/dryer hookups in the same spot so they can keep the water lines and dryer exhaust together. Doesn’t make much sense to have them all scattered about

        • @[email protected]
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          24 hours ago

          That assumes this isn’t a converted house or other building, where consistency is very difficult due to the original construction. There are tons of those and they tend to be shitty cheap places attractive to first-time renters and students.

          My friends lived in the ground floor apartment of a converted house, and the washer was above the hallway between one of the bedrooms and the bathroom, so I could totally see that.

  • @over_clox
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    1512 hours ago

    And from that day on, the dude now keeps his fleshlight duct taped to his washing machine.

  • @thesohoriots
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    412 hours ago

    Set it on “waterproofs” for some Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend level nasty