I mean they’re not like horses I don’t think they could carry a proportional tiny house amount of weight.

  • Caveman
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    74 hours ago

    Depends on the cat, you can ride a lion with mixed success

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    Small enough to be afraid to dismount.

    • @maxalmonte14
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      Really? I mean, humans can ride horses and I think aa horse would struggle to eat an adult human being. For this example I am assuming that horses are predators and as such are equipped with claws and fangs of course.

      • Skua
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        3315 hours ago

        Pumas and lynxes both go after things that are outweigh them several times over, so I maybe wouldn’t count myself safe if I were small enough to ride a domestic cat

        Also anecdotally, having lived with pet cats most of my life, god damn they are fast and they’re stacked with more knives than the average kitchen. I would not want to fight a cat that was bigger than me.

        • @[email protected]
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          59 hours ago

          If a domestic cat with claws intact wanted to kill you, it would be hard to stop it.

          I’ve only had brief encounters with truly angry cats, and they are nasty. One did a single swipe with its paw at my hand and just scooped out a chunk of flesh like I was made of soft serve ice cream.

          • @[email protected]
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            13 hours ago

            Animals fight all-out. Humans usually don’t. If you were in a real fight for you life with a house cat–or even a bobcat–it would be pretty easy win for a human. Lynx or larger? No.

          • @[email protected]
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            47 hours ago

            Cats are extremely dangerous for their size but unless you were infirm or a child you’d have no trouble defeating a cat - it might leave you scarred and injured but if it’s you or a cat you win.

            • Skua
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              44 hours ago

              Yeah, at the end of the day I have something like a twenty to one weight advantage here. Yes it will hurt a lot every time the claws catch me, and they will catch me, but it will only hurt. The poor cat isn’t faring so well once I land a kick or a punch

          • @[email protected]
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            38 hours ago

            “Like soft serve ice cream” hahahaha, I actually chuckled. Because yes, I too have been a victim.

      • @[email protected]
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        2416 hours ago

        A lion would eat a human and is smaller than a horse. A predatory horse would wreck the shit out of a human.

        • @meco03211
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          415 hours ago

          Wait there’s predatory horses?

          • palordrolap
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            Well, horses (and most other herbivores) are actually opportunistic carnivores, so they’re only a few generations away from switching from opportunistic to actively hunting some of their food.

            And by opportunistic carnivore, I mean they’ll chomp an unsuspecting small mammal or bird if the mood takes them.

  • @WhatsHerBucket
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    2216 hours ago

    I’m pretty sure my cat would just flop over and refuse to move.

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        She would just stare, unimpressed, and lay there like a lumpy sack of potatoes, mocking me.

  • @NeoNachtwaechter
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    211 hours ago

    Never forget the good old smile on the face of the tiga!