• Arthur Besse
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    415 minutes ago

    this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        22 hours ago

        Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 hours ago

          Many fell, some survive.

          Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms

    • @[email protected]
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      43 hours ago

      I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    42 hours ago

    Time is a human invention.

    • Mr Fish
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      115 minutes ago

      Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist

    • @JargonWagon
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      115 hours ago

      Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February

    • enkers
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      It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m born in 1975.

    I’m fucking sunk. :)

    I’m having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It’s fun. Really. :)

    • @aeronmelon
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      117 hours ago

      Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

      • @Siegfried
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        44 hours ago

        Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

        You had been warned

        • @Freefall
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          43 hours ago

          Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.

    • @SPRUNT
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      158 hours ago

      If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

  • @[email protected]
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    13310 hours ago

    Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

  • cobysev
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    227 hours ago

    Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

  • @yesman
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    You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.

    • @[email protected]
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      87 hours ago

      There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

      And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

      I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

      • @qarbone
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        24 hours ago

        I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.

  • @riodoro1
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    248 hours ago

    One day this meme will be true.