• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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          3 months ago

          The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

          That is why I am your king!

          • steventhedev
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            3 months ago

            Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

              • BobbyGasoline
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                3 months ago

                You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

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                    3 months ago

                    (gets grabbed by store security)

                    Ah now we see the violence in the system.

                    COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!

                    HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!

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        You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth