• IninewCrow
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    18 days ago

    Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake box!!!

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          3819 days ago

          Well how do you become king then?

          • IninewCrow
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            4119 days ago

            The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

            That is why I am your king!

            • @steventhedev
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              5219 days ago

              Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

                • @BobbyGasoline
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                  2818 days ago

                  You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

        • @Mikug
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          619 days ago

          You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

  • @Jerb322
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    3719 days ago

    “By th power…”

    “Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1919 days ago

      Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.

      • TotallyNotSpez
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        1319 days ago

        Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won’t frown on that.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          1619 days ago

          There’s already a She-Ra, ya know…

      • IninewCrow
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        19 days ago

        If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword. … alright Man-at-arms! Let’s roll!!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      919 days ago

      Oh there’s a question… if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.

      • @gift_of_gab
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        1018 days ago

        If you shout “I have inside me blood of Kings!” is a store worker required to shout “Yeah!” back?

  • @robocall
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    1118 days ago

    It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      118 days ago

      You can reduce the numbers faster if you don’t need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.

  • @son_named_bort
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    518 days ago

    There can be only two!

    Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

  • germtm.
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    118 days ago

    demoknight tf2 moment.