• @Zachariah
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    4323 days ago

    Takes a real Epstein to figure this one out.

    • @ZILtoid1991
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      222 days ago

      No, someone else refused the surgery in his name. Or someone else convinced him. One thing for sure: Einstein didn’t kill himself.

    • metaStatic
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      The nurse who heard his last words famously didn’t understand German. He could have been telling her the killers name.

  • @Late2TheParty
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    1223 days ago

    Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

    I’ll show myself out.

  • @Reality_Suit
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    The pervert with a genius IQ

    Edit: I just realized that’s how both names end, but I said it different in my head.

  • @TrickDacy
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    523 days ago

    What’s the “technically correct” part?

    • @[email protected]
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      Physicist Albert Einstein did not commit suicide. That statement is true.

      It’s only technically correct because it’s an obvious truth not worth shouting from the rooftops.

      The author likely meant to say that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. His death was ruled as a suicide but is thought by many to have been a murder to silence him because of all the secrets he knew.

      • @TrickDacy
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        323 days ago

        Doh I read that as “Epstein” in my sleepy stupor. Thanks

  • @psycho_driver
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    423 days ago

    Though he might have if he had had access to social media.

  • @[email protected]
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    323 days ago

    For what it’s worth the bulk of Epstein theories are “I wanted a pedophile to grant wishes for me and make whoever Facebook told me not to like disappear and now I’m pissed that’s definitely not going to happen”.

  • @niktemadur
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    323 days ago

    Maybe he ate some poisoned Princeton cafeteria food that was meant for Kurt Gödel.

    • @laserm
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      223 days ago

      You can’t prove that!

  • @Mickey7
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    123 days ago

    Not surprising that a clown who would deface public property would be too dumb to know the difference between Einstein and Epstein