• @mojofrododojo
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    3 days ago

    elon should just neural-link his brain to x<fuck that guy>com and leave the rest of us in peace.

  • Blackout
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    1346 days ago

    He’s burned the left. He’s burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.

    • @glimse
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      806 days ago

      Your hatred is completely justified but don’t subject it to Elon Musk. If any state deserves it, it’s Florida.

      • @[email protected]
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        126 days ago

        Can’t we just do it properly and charge him with purjury on his citizenship papers, deport him and turn the company shares he owns over to the people who work at the companies, say divide them evenly by hours worked since he acquired the shares. So whether your a dock worker or an engineer, if you both worked 40 hours, you get equal shares.

    • Miles O'Brien
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      136 days ago

      There’s a Guillotine for him in Ohio

      It’s… Uhhhhhhh

      At an acquaintance’s house.

    • @Cheems
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      06 days ago

      That’s a little close to me can we send him to like Idaho or something

  • @dellish
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    726 days ago
    1. Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.

    2. Be scared.

    What a loser.

    • @sudo42
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      86 days ago

      Nah, he doesn’t have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.

      However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it’s the 0.1% that can get ya.

    • @[email protected]
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      -16 days ago

      There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…

        • @[email protected]
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          -56 days ago

          No. But by not buying certain items - or through massive shoplifting and vandalism - I can affect their bottom line and, subsequently, their business direction… if there’s like minded people who roll my way.

            • @[email protected]
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              16 days ago

              Ah, that’s cute. I may have misunderstood your tone and statement - and apologise if I have - but I think that’s the first time I’ve been condescended to in about thirty years. Big up yourself, adult person who knows how the world works… 😉

          • @ThunderWhiskers
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            36 days ago

            So you’re going to shoplift and vandalize…twitter? Also you’re planning to boycott their only product by patronizing the product?

            • @[email protected]
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              06 days ago

              Nelson Mandela learnt to speak Afrikaans… how’d that work out in the end? Did that convicted terrorist have no contact with his apartheid opposition or did he, (how can I phrase this?), perhaps, in some way, infiltrate and take over; eventually?

              Remind me, also, but where are the terrorist leaders of the IRA now? Oh, that’s right, being elected by their constituents.

      • BigFig
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        156 days ago

        But they’re not, because that’s not how any of this works

  • @Dadifer
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    866 days ago

    Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!

    • @logicbomb
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      256 days ago

      I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.

  • @[email protected]
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    406 days ago

    Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.

    That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.

    • @madcaesar
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      14 days ago

      I hate that humanity is so stupid and this actually works over and over again 😡

  • NutWrench
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    436 days ago

    It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.

    And that would be a shame.

    • @Uruanna
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      166 days ago

      There’s no way he’s using one of his death traps, he knows the autopilot is unreliable, he’s been fudging the numbers and reports and forcing it to switch off right before a crash since the beginning.

    • @fnrir
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      96 days ago

      chad train vs virgin cybertruck

  • @[email protected]
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    286 days ago

    This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.

      • @[email protected]
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        146 days ago

        Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn’t, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.

        • @Adalast
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          35 days ago

          And don’t forget that Trump is allowed to order hits on people once he takes office.

  • Rhaedas
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    476 days ago

    I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood, so he’s in that phase now of getting out those playground taunts. Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen. And this is what he does now. What a waste.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      686 days ago

      Someone pointed out that no matter what Space Karen has or can buy himself, he will never be cool, and that’s what gets his goat the most.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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          116 days ago

          Couldn’t be less likeable if he tried. I feel like if I just told him this every day on Twitter he’d have a breakdown because it’s what bothers him most of all underneath it all.

          • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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            76 days ago

            He’d just ban you, that’s why he bought that platform, his ego can’t handle not being in a safe space.

            • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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              36 days ago

              Yes, but it would bother him that I said it. A lot.

        • @Poppa_Mo
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          86 days ago

          He’s JP from Grandma’s Boy but hasn’t ever done anything actually notable.

          Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.

          • @[email protected]
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            56 days ago

            Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.

            No, that would make them Thomas Edison.

    • @zarathustra0
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      196 days ago

      If he had a goal other than accumulation of money and power then he would have stopped accumulating and would have started doing long before now.

    • @[email protected]
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      136 days ago

      Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen.

      He has one out of three.

      • @pivot_root
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        26 days ago

        In a perfect world, it would be zero out of three.

    • @danekrae
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      106 days ago

      I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood

      Neither did Michael Jackson, but he never did anything bad to any adult…

  • @Snapz
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    326 days ago

    Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    266 days ago

    Guy who shoots up ozempic and god knows what else, suddenly dies, it won’t be mysterious

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      226 days ago

      Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He’s in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.

      • @[email protected]
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        96 days ago

        Ooc how? Working in Healthcare myself I’ve been anticipating the monkeys paw on that one for some time now.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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          226 days ago

          He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.

          Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.

          https://www.med.ubc.ca/news/weight-loss-drugs-linked-to-stomach-paralysis-other-serious-gastrointestinal-conditions/

          • @[email protected]
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            96 days ago

            Interesting. Sorry to bother; sometimes I get too curious to remember that this isn’t a medical curiosity to you and I didn’t catch myself until after asking / reading. That is terrible and if you don’t see some resolution to the health issues I hope you’re at least able to find some justice. I’ll also try to keep it in mind for the patients I see taking it. I don’t see diabetes too much in psych but antipsychotics can increase the odds and I’m seeing drugs in that class prescribed more and more concurrently.

            • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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              Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.

  • Lord Wiggle
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    186 days ago

    The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.

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      when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed

      Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.

      So most likely you will bleed out in the street

      Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        25 days ago

        Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.

        For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷

  • @Dasus
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    236 days ago

    Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.