• @[email protected]
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    Doesn’t understand rotation of an object. Drives a cubic ton of metal on wheels in the streets.

    • @dingus
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      426 days ago

      My only thought as to why this could occur is that either the person is intoxicated or has some sort of cognitive issue like dementia OR that it was deliberately done as a sketch to make a viral video. The former are scary to think about. I can understand a “normal” person making this mistake once or twice, but the fact that it’s continuous and repeated would lead toward impairment.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      126 days ago

      Drives a cubic ton of metal

      What’s a cubic ton?

      Is that like making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

      • @[email protected]
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        56 days ago

        It’s a poor translation on my part.

        Cubic tonne of metal would probably make more sense. But there is nothing cubic really in a car so I don’t know why I choose this wording.

        As far as I know an heavy car is close to 1000Kg which is a Tonne in the metric system.

          • @Jamablaya
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            Cubic isn’t a measure at all, it’s a shape.

          • @[email protected]
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            I don’t think I said it was a mass.

            I meant cubic as in cube shaped?

            Super pedantic edit:

            Now that I think about it cubic isn’t really a measure of volume :

            “cubic” on its own is not a measure of volume. It is an adjective that describes something related to a cube or three-dimensional space, but it requires a unit of length to provide a meaningful measure of volume.

          • @Jamablaya
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            25 days ago

            If fresh water, at sea level, under certain barometric conditions and a temperature of 4 degrees, at the equator.

          • @[email protected]
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            26 days ago

            I’m just noticing that metre is the correct spelling in English.

            Isn’t “meter” the commonly used translation?

            I realize it must not be commonly used anyway with the imperial system being used in the US.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              “Meter" and “metre” are both correct spellings of the word that refers to a unit of measurement in the metric system:

              “Meter” is the preferred spelling in American English, while “metre” is preferred in British English and other forms of English outside the United States.

              • Dragon Rider (drag)
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                26 days ago

                In India, there is a preference for “meter” over “metre” (75 to 25). In the Philippines, there is a preference for “meter” over “metre” (100 to 0). In Canada, there is a preference for “meter” over “metre” (68 to 32). In Australia, there is a preference for “meter” over “metre” (68 to 32).

    • @Jamablaya
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      16 days ago

      Yknow we could just be seeing an extreme bout of dyslexia in a tired person.

        • @Jamablaya
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          Yall never worked in trades and saw the group dyslexic figure east was west, north was south, write shit backwards until the coffee got to his brain and things reverted to normal/reality. Can’t even argue with them because they make rational sounding statements that are half batshit, but, they are 100 percent sure on until they get to be old dyslexics and recognize the tells from what others are saying.

    • @brap
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      And too stupid to realise the hoses are designed to reach the other side of the car here too.

      • @[email protected]
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        216 days ago

        I don’t know about where you live, but very few stations where I am have hoses long enough to do this. I think costco pumps are the only ones I’ve seen that are long enough.

        • @brap
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          Here in the midlands they’re mounted up high and have decent reach. The Shell ones pull out and retract too.

      • @ikidd
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        15 days ago

        She’s just going to drive away with it anyway.

    • @Randelung
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      I’ve been practicing driving with a person who shouldn’t drive. She has no feeling for the car, i. e. doesn’t understand how you would correct your position, drive in reverse etc., and it feels like she’s asleep with her eyes open. Imo driving is a constant stream of decisions and she just doesn’t make any. “Why are we driving here?” - “I’ve been looking for somewhere to turn around.” - “We’re passing suitable locations every 3 seconds and you’re going 50.” - “I can’t decide in time which to use.”

      She’s afraid to go the speed limit, highways are off limits. The other day she just straight up drove out into an intersection from a yield side without breaking and stopped in the middle. I warned her it was coming, there were signs and everything. She doesn’t know the speed limit when it’s always very clearly signed. She doesn’t read directions and can’t navigate by herself; “if I say nothing, go straight, or right if straight is not an option” is forgotten after 5 minutes. She’s been driving with an instructor (which I am not) for 20 lessons and we’ve gone at least ten times, too.

      • @Jamablaya
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        76 days ago

        I mean sometimes you just have to admit someone is dumb or has a specific deficiency and move on.

        • @kofe
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          25 days ago

          I’m pretty sure I have some deficiencies, but I’m lucky I got to learn pretty young on a farm. I’m torn between wanting to advocate kids have access to like go kart tracks at school vs funding more public transit and walkable communities, as someone else said. Both would be dope tho

  • @[email protected]
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    I feel bad for her - because that’s got to be dementia or something - but she shouldn’t be driving.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    596 days ago

    People like this are why I support walkable communities and convenient, free mass transit.

      • @Cort
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        86 days ago

        When it comes to accessibility, yes

        • @[email protected]
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          Sorry I also don’t want to interact with this person on foot, or in a store, or be behind her at self checkout, or watch her use a tablet to order food. I would prefer to never have to think about someone with this level of brain activity. I also don’t want them to vote.

          Fun fact, just hitting the down arrow without a response just puts you in silent solidarity with someone who is so stupid they can’t figure out how to pump gas align two objects within 8 ft of each other :)

          • @kofe
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            75 days ago

            Welcome to life, where occasionally you deal with things you don’t want to. I do hope you never experience a similar situation, but if you do, I hope it is handled with compassion.

            • @[email protected]
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              Oh hey a response. I don’t really get what your response has to do with anything, but you used words so good for you!

              Your entire point, in the context of my message, is “sometimes life isn’t perfect”?

              For my part, I sincerely hope you never reach the mental state where you think you can drive a car but in fact can’t align two objects within 8 feet of each other. Because that’s sad, and deserving of compassion from people who care about you.

          • @[email protected]
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            I will have open solidarity with that person, thank you very much. Society should accommodate everyone. If it can’t, it’s a bad society.

            And if you can’t tolerate people like this existing, you’re a bad person, and I don’t want anything to do with you.

  • @[email protected]
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    376 days ago

    Some people were never meant to operate machinery of any kind, much less machines physically larger than they are.

    Like, don’t even let this person touch a lawnmower.

  • Destide
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    656 days ago

    Protip look at fuel gage you’ll see a symbol telling you which side ◀️⛽ Sadly modern technology can only take us so far

      • ggppjj
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        96 days ago

        I’ve seen it where the side of the pump that the hose is on in the symbol acts like an arrow, any possibility that’s it?

      • @WordBox
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        Nifty. An opel insignia would… At least if it had a Buick badge.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 days ago

      My wife’s hyundai has two and each has an arrow going a different direction. Gets me every time because my car has the fill hole on the passenger side and hers is on driver side so I always look down at the arrow.

      One I guess has the arrow to the right to signify how much gas is left and the other has an arrow to the left to say what side the pump is on but they are both the same icon

  • @[email protected]
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    366 days ago

    Am I the only one who did pump fuel perfectly fine from the “wrong side”?

    Usually the hose is long enough to do it safely as long as the car is not too behind the pump.

    • @[email protected]
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      There’s a station near me with hoses that are long enough to do that with most vehicles (obviously my pickup wouldn’t fit, but every car I’ve driven is fine). But I don’t think most stations have hoses long enough to do that for anything but the smallest cars.

      • @[email protected]
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        66 days ago

        Just a reminder that in Europe we use normal sized cars :)

        So the average car here in France can definitely fuel from the wrong side. You still need to park the car close to the pump but it works.

        Now if you try to do that with a Cybertruck…

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          Now if you try to do that with a Cybertruck…

          …Then your confusion runs considerably deeper than which side the gasoline filler door is on!

  • @shalafi
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    I was doing Y2K updates for Quik Trip and these clerks had me crying over a story about a drunk guy doing this. The shit convenience store clerks see, Jesus those guys were funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    LOL I was ready to defend the driver, having pulled in on the wrong side of the pump once or twice. I drive different cars, and while most have it on the driver’s side, one vehicle I drive regularly has it on the opposite side, so I have occasionally made the mistake.

    But then I corrected it by turning the car around and pulling into the pump on the correct side…

    • @cheeselover
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      56 days ago

      on the dashboard, there is an arrow next to the fuel icon. It shows which side to fill.

      • @humorlessrepost
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        126 days ago

        But every time I pull around to the other side, the arrow keeps pointing away from the pumps!

      • @kofe
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        15 days ago

        On some models yeah. I’ve had cars that didn’t

    • @[email protected]
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      Usually the fuel cap is on the passenger side according to the country of origin, so for example European = right side, Japanese = left side. It’s not 100% bullet proof but it can eliminate a bit of the guess work if the car doesn’t have an arrow to indicate such side the cap is on.

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        35 days ago

        There are cars that don’t have arrows to indicate the side of the fuel cap on the fuel meter? Well, if they exist, I have definitely never seen one.

        But these are just two different standards. What if your car isn’t European or Japanese?

      • @[email protected]
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        15 days ago

        If it doesn’t have an arrow then the correct side is denoted by whether the fuel icon itself has the hose on the left or right.

      • @[email protected]
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        -25 days ago

        More importantly, unless you drive something the size of a bus, it doesn’t matter which side you park, it’ll still reach fine.

  • @postnataldrip
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    276 days ago

    There’s no sound but all I can hear is Yakety Sax

  • MeatPilot
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    226 days ago

    The legends say she is still circling the pump to this day.