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    867 days ago

    Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk’s policy.

  • @[email protected]
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    357 days ago

    Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he’s got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.

  • @SkunkWorkz
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    206 days ago

    Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 days ago

      This doesn’t hurt the oligarchs so it’s not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us “whole” so to speak.

  • @Allonzee
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    156 days ago

    I can just picture the secret service coming with black bags in the event of any survivors of Elon’s death traps when they crash so they don’t talk.

    • Phoenixz
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      36 days ago

      What survivors? There never were any survivors…

      • @[email protected]
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        26 days ago

        There can’t be survivors if there is no accident.

        The uptick on random disappearances is surely due to those damn immigrant, better give more H1B visas.

        /s

  • @Treczoks
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    157 days ago

    Trump is just doing what Musk commands him.

  • @RubberElectrons
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    35 days ago

    No worries, little did either of them realize those shit-boxes are now self-reporting; appearing right at your doorstep while ablaze.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    56 days ago

    Trump wants flames painted on every car so that we all don’t unfairly point at Tesla cars engulfed in flames and call him out of that.

  • Lord Wiggle
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    76 days ago

    Hey, if it works in China, it may work in the US.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        36 days ago

        I mean, China covers up accidents constantly. The true numbers of Chinese EV’s spontaneously combusting are insane. Buildings collapsing. Trains derailing. Homelessness. Covid deaths. Etc etc. It’s all covered up, so it doesn’t look bad. Trump wants the same. No covid tests, less regulations, no reports. Because facts and statistics are his enemy, and of his mega Corp and billionaire friends.

  • @fluxion
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    107 days ago

    What could go wrong

  • qyron
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    46 days ago

    That is going to wonders to improve sales.

  • katy ✨
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    36 days ago

    enjoy your skyrocketing insurance premiums tesla owners

  • @snekerpimp
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    1287 days ago

    “President Musk wants to continue to kill people for profit” fify