I am Vegeta, son of Vegeta, from the planet Vegeta. I am Prince of all Saiyans and I am here to wipe the Earth of Kakarot!
My son, the planet or me?
I heard that boys go there to get more stupider.
“Me? I’m from Scunthorpe, and my name is… you know what, that’s not important right now.”
Rid the Earth of all racketeers? That’ll be… a lot of work, even for a Jovian.
Jupiter. Sent by Chuck, the King of Jupiter. No relation. Because your racketeers are really starting to get on our last nerve. If one more mafioso decides to invoke the position of our home in your sky during a palm reading, so help us, you earthlings will pay dearly.
I feel like this has meme potential.
My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber yard there. The people I meet as I walk down the street, They say “Hello!” I say “Hello!” They say “What’s your name?”
At least his name is easier to remember than John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith’s.
Doesn’t seem all that hard. That’s my name too.
Do people shout at you every time you leave the house? Because that must get exhausting.
Uh, hi, I’m Germ, I guess. From Germany.
So there are many other Germs?
You wouldn’t believe how many.
I’m Homie, from Wyoming.
