clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
I’ve heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.
Ah yes, you’ve “heard of it”
How much volume are you guys cumming?
About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast
Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual
A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum
Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men’s bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people’s rooms
Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn’t assume they were real.
The floods were definitely real
What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?
The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower
I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don’t have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are “snot rags” anymore.
Edit: What’s with the downvotes?
Anons mum isn’t checking her own underwear with a UV light…
what do you mean by this
I’m saying anon should cream into his mum’s panties.
Naughty America 💋
You fucking move out. That’s not just abusive - it’s sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
It seems more controlling than sociopathic. Sociopathic would be if the mother received pleasure from hurting him and others in some deranged and unnecessary manner. For example, she would find a way for him to hurt himself and others while taking care of business, while she enjoys the pain he and others experience.
into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes
what.
I think that bit’s for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
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The Internet was a mistake.
At least you’re not reading slop
That link is staying blue thank you very much
spoiler
Chef’s note: Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.
I’m not sure what I expected really…
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Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it’s best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.
100% untrue.
While you’re right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
“Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:”
I can’t understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
We really need better education in this country.
I wasn’t educated in the USA and I didn’t stop to wonder whether shower water was hot enough to cook spunk.
It doesn’t matter that it’s not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.
Momentarily maybe, but seminal fluid proteins aren’t like eggs, the structures fall apart fast and revert to liquid, did you even read the links?
The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it’s washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that’s why you’d die if your body temp goes over that limit. You’re saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.
Mix in hair and you get a plumbers omelette
You are suggesting OOP should cum in the food?
yes, its also a good thing to say that’s how you did it right when everyone finishes eating
waffle-stomp my turd
Bruh 😂
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
But… but… people wouldn’t just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
With some light research, I’ve found that they’re actually worth around $0.10
They’re worth dopamine hits.
There’s STILL people who believe semen can clog showers because of a single prank at a campus years and years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
I’d rather be on the front line.
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That’s believable.
Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat
I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.
Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager
There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
- The story is bisexual and has a quantum physics relationship with the truth
You really thing an anon would do that? Just tell a lie?
On the internet? In 2025? Surely not.
It’s obvious fake, but this was almost the norm (it’s overblown in the “story” ofc) in the nineties, you wouldn’t go to the computer with a paper towel lol.
Before smartphones, people were spying on everyone else just out of boredom and keeping mental notes about the smallest things, also all the sex stuff was not really taught in school and everyone was interested in it but nobody talked about it.
Very different times.
especially since the computer was mostly in the living room, for all to see and use.
I came of age before smart phones in NY. We had sex education. We had late night fuzzy adult TV stations that had porn on them and we had porno mags and what not. I got my first phone at 14 and it was an LG flip phone where you had to press the numbers multiple times to get the right letter to send a text, so texts were short. No internet or camera on the phone either. The iPhone came out in 2007, the same year I graduated high school. There were some proto “smart” phones that came out before like the blackberry and the sidekick but their “smart” features like the internet were cumbersome to use.
It was definitely different times but by no means were we living in the dark about sex, and society pushed sex pretty hard because it sells. Now I guess with the constant screen bombardment it feels inescapable but that’s tech in 2024 for ya.
Slightly unrelated, I’d be thrilled to get a blackberry similar to the one I had in college only add todays cameras, gps, spotify and snake for boredom and I’d be set.
I dont remember that.
Eh
No.
What? What the fuck are you talking about mate? What kind of weird ass place did you live in the 90’s? Like did porn magazines and late night cable TV not exist where you were?
It’s nonsense bullshit, maybe bordering on fetish-bait.
The semen clogging the drain part is a dead giveaway, because that’s not a thing.
It became an urban legend because of a college prank years and years ago, and since then many young guys with limited critical thinking or reading comprehension failed to connect with the part of the prank that made it a prank, IE: that it’s not true.
Well it’s definitely not 5 on either count
anon is larping his mommy dom fetish that’s all
what kind of semen clog the shower drain?
More like “what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen”. And indeed, there are some. One at a place I’ve lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I’m not entirely sure that what you were cleaning was soap. 👀
what the fuck are you talking about
his mom told him.
Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It’s the only undetectable disposal method.
Just eat it you coward.
Face glows when mom turns on the UV.
Have both of your arms broken, you won’t be able to crank it.
I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once…
So does the mom
😏
Do your own laundry.
That’s a bit extreme don’t you think?
