What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Elon, you backed out of a charity fight with Zuckerberg, because your mum told you that you’re not allowed to fight, shut the fuck up.
That his utter cowardice didn’t destroy him just shows how ridiculous people’s zealotry can be.
“the likes of which you cannot comprehend” was really painful too. he’s trying so hard to be intimidating to compensate for the fact that he’s built like a walrus with genetic defects and looks like a troglodyte. we all saw you jump around like a dipshit on stage and become the first person in history to fuck up the USA chant.
I mean, I hate musk as much as everyone here, but it’s deceptive trying to pass a one-year-old tweet as relevant to current events…
If you check the context, elon was goofing around , clearly not taking himself seriously, replying to a tweet of a photo of him holding a katana: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365
They also removed the date. It’s quite intentionally misleading, it’s so gross.
Some of us think its weird to post this shit in any context.
I think it’s weird that simpletons thinks the context has changed enough to matter
I guess I’m a simpleton then. If one of my friends said this seriously, I’d pull them aside and let them know that it was beyond cringy and to pull it way the fuck back.
On the other hand, if the said it while obviously joking around after posting a pic of them posing with a katana or some dumb shit, I would think “lol, fucking nerd” and appreciate that they could still bring out the kid in them.
Don’t get me wrong, Elon is a reprehensible, inexcusable, disgusting, excuse for a human. But being a goofball isn’t why.
At least you can admit it to yourself.
Yeah, doomcanoe! See what you’ve done?
Thank you.
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Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man’s body isn’t he? He wished to be big.
You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It’s like a fedora short of being a full on “that guy” stereotype.
It’s giving the same vibes as this:
This picture at least has better lighting and framing. Which is impressive, given that it seems to be a poorly propped up selfie with flash on.
Don’t forget better fashion sense and hair.
The composition, the pose - this is a masterpiece!
Look, when I was a kid I had some cringe taste. I’m sure many of us did. He looks a bit old for the teenage cringe era here, though.
And a mall ninja sword
Most rich people are, especially if they grew up wealthy. They never had to face any consequences or handle real responsibility, and it shows.
They also didn’t have to develop the leadership skills that would make people want to follow them without the promise of rewards or punishment - In the words of kids nowadays, they have a permanent aura debuff.
He’s JP from Grandma’s Boy
I hear that he’s thinking about getting metal legs.
He does have an account just specifically for age play too
Don’t tell me that. Why would you tell me that?
You know how people blame art school failure for Hitler? Musk’s art school was the babyfur community
Seemed relevant and I love to tell people fun facts. This one really isn’t all that fun though
Hey, 14 year olds can be perfectly respectful and mature. Certainly more nature than Musk
Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to “train” with the swords at gamestop, and now he’s all cocky.
He sounds like those 14 YOs on Reddit.
He basically is a 14 year old on reddit
Jacked up on energy drink
energy drink
they sell ketamine in beverage form now?
Did he just admit to murder? I’m pretty sure that’s an admission of murder, and he intends to murder again.
Sounds like terrorism to me
It’s only terrorism if he kills himself.
I’d call that a win for society
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Seems like one of the bad immigrants
THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!
They’re eating the doges!
Silly you. Billionaires can’t be terrorists. It’s the law.
Sounds like a manchild to me
Well, of course. He’s from apartheid Africa
Can someone just fuck Elon Musk and tell him that he’s their little pog champ?
Yeah… no I wouldn’t do it either.
Sorry it’s just, there’s gotta be some way for him to get validation without rubbing his tiny penis in everyone’s face.
Death threats now? So you confess you have already killed people, Elon?
Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I was just thinking this is from r/im14andthisisdeep.
The comment about him still being in his edgy phase seems to be true…
In other words, President Musk is confessing that he had killed, and buried people already and he’s not afraid of continuing to do so? I’m my eyes, that’s a terrorist. I’m scared.
I mean… the guy’s (poorly) quoting movies and shit these days. “Take a big step back and fuck your own face” is literally Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, verbatim.
He doesn’t even have original thoughts. This is some Ruroni Kenshin shit, here.
Don’t ruin our good time. Let’s let the authorities know.
You silly, a “terrorist” is a poor person. Musk is rich so he can’t be one!
You are correct.
I call for an investigation to find this pile of bodies.
If you’re trying to use that word to hurt him, you needn’t bother.
He musk be desperate for the attention if he even acknowledges the existence of my comment.
muskn’t he
