This a shitpost in a humor community, so I’m probably over thinking it… But from the very first time I saw that text, it felt a bit like a heterosexual man joking that his dick would fix a lesbian. Not a huge fan. This version with an anime background somehow makes it worse.
“I’m straight but shit happens”
—bicurious scat fetishist
I’d like to return one mental image, please
do you have the receipt?
They didn’t give me one 😭
No but I don’t even need my money back, man. You can just dispose of it for me tbh
i’m sorry but we’re not allowed to handle hazardous material, company policy. And i’m afraid there’s no facility in the area yet that handles disposing of it either, you’ll just have to hold onto it.
I can’t speak to the context but assuming this is not a reverse lesbian cure with porn latitude, there is the possibility of situational sexuality, most evident in:
- Prisons
- Traditional (men only) navies
- Gender-isolated schooling
- Cloistered communities where celebacy is mandated.
So the non-rapey possibility is that they’re isolated from men for long enough for attitudes to change.
Here in western (Christianity-informed) society our squeamishness about sexuality only exacerbates the effects of situational sexuality. The Navy will literally awaken your gay. (assuming you have a normal libido.)
There’s women on ships now so the Navy gets the same brand of “Deployment Goggles” the Army and Marines have been using.
Mamma Mia
MACARONI in a POT.
Gross.
I am bow tie pasta
Amen
Ahh yes rape and sexual assault
