you heard me

  • Mayor Poopington
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    431 month ago

    I’ll have you know my beans are very strong

  • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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    311 month ago

    In the uk “bean” is slang for 'head"

    Meaning you are calling me stupid…

    Which i suppose isn’t really an insult, as its true.

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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        51 month ago

        And if they are saying that, it makes me even more stupid for not thinking of that joke. :)

    • @garbagebagel
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      21 month ago

      Where I’m from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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        11 month ago

        Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!

    • palordrolap
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      11 month ago

      Also UK here. Since it’s mostly used as the verb to mean “hit <someone> in the head”, it didn’t even occur to me to parse the question this way.

      Perhaps that was a symptom of my own weak bean.

  • @Jimbabwe
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    141 month ago

    STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??

  • @Asidonhopo
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    81 month ago

    You know how they say “cool beans?” Mine is lukewarm.

  • Altima NEO
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    81 month ago

    Does lentils count? Their like a weaker version of beans. I made a lentil and ham soup with the leftover Christmas ham I had. Pretty yummy.

    • Cris
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      11 month ago

      Exactly what I’d expect from someone on the “yiffit” community >.>

  • Captain Aggravated
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    61 month ago

    I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is “canned.”

  • @seven_phone
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    51 month ago

    This week’s weak bean’s been Heinz.

  • @ace_garp
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    51 month ago

    When I don’t want an overly strong coffee, I’ll grind less beans or add more water.

    Less jangly, and sameish taste.

    The early morning ‘weak bean’.