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“The problem with dating apps is that a guy will say he’s totally living in his profile, but when you meet him at Peet’s, BAM – rotting corpse!”
“Every man I’m into is either gay or a copse!”
A small bunch of trees is fine, as long as they’re not dead. My standards are not high.
Aim high, sister.
I’m dead inside. Checks out.
Tried it, didn’t like it.
“You sure, baby? There’s a reason they’re called ‘stiffs’…”
Why so prejudiced? Dead people need love too…
Prude
