• @frezik@midwest.social
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    2410 days ago

    Those guys had guns, went to war against emus, and lost.

    America went to war against drugs and lost. The drugs were surprisingly well armed. Though we also gave drugs a bunch of guns, just to even the playing field.

  • Jesus
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    2010 days ago

    Private Australian citizens don’t need guns to fuck you up.

  • @NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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    2010 days ago

    Can you please stop joking about invading countries, Jesus Christ, listen to yourselves. The world had a fairly poor view of Americans before this whole thing but you guys are really isolating yourselves here.

    • @Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca
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      1510 days ago

      Plus the owners of the other 3.5 million guns in the country. Dipshit OP seems to think gun control = gun ban.

  • Omega
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    1010 days ago

    Don’t do it! They have emus!

  • @Bluetreefrog
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    710 days ago

    Don’t need 'em. Got spiders and snakes.

    • @MrMcGasion
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      18 days ago

      For any confused Americans, every time I’ve heard an Australian use the word “thongs” they mean flip-flops, not thong underwear. Just wanted to make sure we all understand the meaning of this threat (we should be scared).

  • aviationeast
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    410 days ago

    Ammo town begs to differ, all shiny and chrome.

  • @Maggoty
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    210 days ago

    Hey we just got Trump to shut up about Mexico. We’re not trying to do Round 3 in a desert! The choices are Temperate, Arctic, or Jungle. And if we’re super good boys we can get European Island too.