• u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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    As an Arch user, whatever suits you.

    I installed Arch on my ThinkPad because.............................................................................................. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.................... I had an Arch sticker and I felt like I couldn’t use it if I didn’t use Arch.

    Everyone has some reasons for their favorite distro.

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      I use Arch, and I have an OpenSUSE wallpaper.

      Before this, I used Mint and had an Arch wallpaper…

      I live to offend.

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        Opensuse unironically has some of the best OS branding and wallpapers. I like that little chameleon.

        I use bazzite now but I liked all of the visuals of opensuse Kalpa better!

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      I don’t think I’ve seen this meme format before but it’s fucking hilarious. I love that kid’s stance while hitting the bowl, he’s ready for action.

      • @mEEGal
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        how have you not seen it ? it’s been around for ages !

        but I agree, it’s freakin hilarious

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    I’m too lazy to maintain an Arch install, so it’s Mint for me. Long live Mint unironically.

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      Mint is one of the best versions of Ubuntu you could possibly use. They give you Ubuntu without all the forced snaps and other crap.

        • L3ft_F13ld!
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          Fair enough, but Mint gives you the more up to date base of Ubuntu and some QoL tools that Debian doesn’t have. If you prefer Debian, then use it. I just feel Mint is better for beginners or people who want an easier time with less tinkering.

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              Which is an excellent option if you’re okay with Debian. It’s a good OS but lacks some of the homegrown tools from the main Mint version. So, for beginners or those less inclined to tinkering I’d still recommend the main edition. Otherwise yes, Debian Edition is another great option.

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            Debian was good enough for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me. Seriously, running cinnamon desktop in Debian is my best option.

            I don’t need fancy, just no breaking

            Plot twist: am grandfather myself

            • L3ft_F13ld!
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              That’s awesome. While I don’t share your love for Debian, I’m glad it exists. Without it, we wouldn’t have Ubuntu or Mint or a ton of other choices.

              It’s also amazing that it works, as-is, for some people. More options just means more possibilities for people to find something that works for them and that’s what’s important.

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                Ever since docker became available, along with flatpak; the Linux running these became less of an issue for me

                • L3ft_F13ld!
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                  Also a valid point. I still want to try Docker at some point, but I haven’t really needed it yet.

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      Running yay every other day is all the maintenance I do on my arch installation.

      • @Nalivai
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        Exactly. My wife is a teacher and she runs Arch daily, knowing only how to run yay.

        • @[email protected]
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          ❤️whish more people would understand that a good set up Arch does not need maintenance, just updates prior you turn your pc off.

          You could even automate that, like OpenSource TW is by default.

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        When I tried Arch in '23, it worked well. Then I got busy and lazy and didn’t use it for 2-3 months. When I came back and did yay -sYu as I had learned, dozens of KDE and core packages were throwing errors and wouldn’t update. Unfortunate.

        • @bitwaba
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          yay -Syu, and around that time KDE had switched from plasma 5 to plasma 6, which involved moving a lot of packages into the extra repository, so you had to sit there and confirm each package move (unless you used --noconfirm).

          • zqps
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            I did. It told me I needed to uninstall them. 🤐

            • @[email protected]
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              😆

              I see, I guess it was assumed that the user gets, that they have to install it again afterwards (the correct version) if they still need the software 🤔

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                No kidding. Why else would it be the result of an attempted update. But thanks for the continued condescension.

                Can we perhaps stop pretending that it’s the most normal thing on earth to run an update and get back “hm yeah so there’s an issue, to fix it you’re gonna have to uninstall your entire GUI and half of your core operating system”, and it’s simply user error to be irritated by that in any way.

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        I do it whenever I feel like. Don’t even feel the need to be regular.

        With Win10, the notifications used to increase my tension

    • @Nalivai
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      What do you mean by maintaining?

      • bruhduh
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        He probably means tinkering

        • @Nalivai
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          And if so, I can’t for the life of me Invision how it’s harder on Arch than on the Ubuntu or its derivatives.

          • bruhduh
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            Some people just have allergy on terminal

            • @bitwaba
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              That’s the real “difference” in the Linux camps right?

              Ubuntu N00bs - “what’s a terminal?” vs. Arch, Gentoo, Nix, etc users who despite whatever camp you’re in you know you can tell them “you need to enable the systemd service” or "add option blah to /etc/program.conf and they know what they means without further explanation.

              • bruhduh
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                If we want “the year of Linux” to truly come then we have to cater to these people, like it or not elitism and gatekeeping is way to obscurity, I’ve been daily driving Linux on every device i have for 9 years already and i keep repeating, masses will come when it’ll actually be usable to them, steamos is example

    • JATth
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      Arch maintenance: 0. Install it once. (The proper way)

      1. Every 2 weeks minimum pacman -Syu
      2. Every 3 months merge/update configs in /etc.

      I don’t get what is with this so hard? Yes, configs can be undecipherable but 90% time the merge involves just deleting the .pacnew versions.

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        131 month ago

        You say maintenance is 0 then list 2 things I don’t have to do on Mint

        Remembering to bother with a CLI and configs is the hard part, on Mint I get a nice GUI with reminders that I have updates to things. You know, like it’s some time past the year 2000?

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          I think they were trying to make a 0-indexed list and fucked up the markdown, so install is just step 0.

          • @[email protected]
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            on Mint I get a nice GUI with reminders that I have updates to things

            I don’t have to do CLI or folder management to update was me point

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              One can argue that “install Arch properly” includes setting up a GUI button (like welcome window in endeavourOS) that triggers Pacman -Syu (or just yay) in the background outputting only warnings 🤔

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        The problem is that other 10% where I have to spend my time trawling the arch wiki to fix my OS instead of like… doing cool things on my computer. If that’s what you enjoy that’s great, but your hobby is not my hobby. I’ve used arch on several of my devices, it can be great! But there’s this idea that arch is the perfect solution to pretty much everyone’s desktop problems and it’s crazymaking to see repeated over and over on here.

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        Running pacman every two weeks seems like a bad idea if you have a lot of packages… The dependencies can get dicey if you have to update too many at once.

        • JATth
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          Well I meant two weeks is the longest period i can leave the system without updating and have no problems. And i have yet to break it with 300 pkgs updating at once.

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            I had about 600 yesterday after turning on an old laptop that hasn’t been on in months… I just broke it down into two chunks, making sure to install the libraries and shit first to try to reduce possible dependency issues. Worked fine.

            Really, the worst time for me was when I had ~500 but did not realize that I did not have enough free space… I think I ended up just Time Shifting back after that one stopped me from booting.

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        On EndavourOS here, I spent hours upon install tinkering and setting everything like I wanted and forgot most of what I did ever since.

        I’m so lazy I use a one word alias to update all my stuff in one go. I rarely have to bother myself reading and checking if everything’s fine (I still do it from time to time just to be safe but I do it less and less because it’s almost useless)… I even update a bit late sometimes and quite randomly in general.

        It’s been almost 4 years like this now, nothing ever broke, had an issue with an Aur only once…never even had to tinker with anything.

        I remember having harder times with Ubuntu or Manjaro like a decade ago…even had freaking issues with Mint, it’s crazy.

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        Yeah, I started on Ubuntu, got acclimated to Linux using it, went to mint, didn’t give me what I wanted and just dove into arch, been running the same install for 8 years now and honestly don’t want any more from my os… I also love my steam deck… It runs arch BTW 😉

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      I don’t use Arch because I don’t trust the AUR. I run ubuntu based distros on my desktop and servers for better compatibility with software and then use Fedora based software on my laptop and media center.

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    I love it. This made me laugh.

    But, as this month’s chair of the of the Linux User Group for Letting Everyone Know We Hate Snaps (LUG LEKWHS), I want to clarify that we don’t have a problem with Ubuntu users.

    It’s Canonical we have a beef with.

  • comador
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    As an old crusty Slackware user and UNIX admin, IDGAF what Linux distro people use; using any of them is a step in the right direction.

    • @wookiepedia
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      Couldn’t agree more! Hell, it doesn’t even have to be Linux. AIX on an LPAR? Cool. Irix on an old SGI workstation? You do you, man. MacOS and you use open source tools? Get it, man! Solaris on x86? You’re a sick fuck, but hey, it takes all types to make the world go round, you Larry Ellison supporting twat. Anyways, just use a unix variant, any of them.

      • comador
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        What? No mention of the bastard child: Microsoft Azure (Mariner) Linux? You sick MS loving mutant!

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    Meh, I mean, Arch includes non-free software as well, so as a Trisquel user, you are all dead to me.

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        Imo Debian with Cinnamon is better, it may require a tad bit more effort to set up but its more stable

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          That’s fair. Personally, I use Debian for my little home server, but it’s not a desktop OS for me.

          Nice thing about linux is we don’t have to agree. We’re free to use whatever we want.

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            You would be genuenly suprised how good of a desktop OS it is, granted the packaged are old but keep in mind you can use repo packages for stability and flatpak for up to date software

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              I’m sure it’s perfecly fine as a desktop OS. It’s just not for me. I prefer more up to date software, so I recommend Mint to anyone asking, but use Endeavour (Arch, BTW) myself. I finally understand why people are always singing the praises of the AUR.

              Also, if I’m going to lean into Flatpak as a packaging system, I’m gonna use it as an excuse to properly try an immutable system and see how I get along with it.

              Now, all of this is purely my own opinion. Other people can use and like what suits them. I’m not trying to gatekeep or be an elitist. I’m an absolute noob myself.

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                Honestly thats fair, im referring to people who dont need up to date software :3

                (I dont use Debian, I use Arch btw)

                • L3ft_F13ld!
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                  In that case, I’d still recommend Mint or Mint Debian Edition unless the person knows what they want. Then Debian would be absolutely fine.

        • JustARegularNerd
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          I just use Linux Mint Debian Edition for my study laptop, sounds pretty much the same - in over a year of use, I have literally never had a single problem with it (other than things directly caused by me like leftover fstab entries for testing). I know it’s what Debian is renowned for but god damn that is a stable operating system.

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      I currently have Pop_OS on a laptop, but haven’t run Ubuntu in a while. What is worse about it? So far (installed the other night) I just hate how slow the Pop Store runs. Terminal is quick and fluid, Firefox was good, Jellyfin setup all seemed to go quick. Installing the client for my VPN (PIA) went on forever and had issues so I just installed OpenVPN and set up a single Spain VPN gateway there. But for whatever reason that store just drags ass

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        The Pop Shop is definitely one of the worst things about the distro, Cosmic Shop runs smooth as butter by comparison. Looking forward to the Cosmic Beta currently due in a few months

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    No FLOSS loving Linux user is dead to me, not even the GNOME project team, and frankly I suspect it’s noobies and non-users pushing these memes lately.

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      I agree. I don’t think I’ve ever actually received or witnessed the hate that the memes espouse as the norm in the Linux community. I’ve seen some “oh really, I had trouble with that so I use blank instead” or maybe even “you should try blank” (mostly when people ask though). I think most of us are too busy hating Windows to really truly hate other linux distros. We have our favorites and we will happily share that with anyone that asks, and many that don’t.

      I’ve tried to stop talking about it all the time to friends and family as I don’t want to scare them off, but I am just using it everyday in front of them and showing them that I don’t have infinitely more problems than they do… Hoping it just seeps in via osmosis and at some point one too many “hey, you should buy a new computer, windows 10 is going end of life soon you know” pop-ups will set off that magical chain reaction.

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        I met a friend of a friend at an event and somehow PCs and Linux came up. He asked if I’m a Linux user (which I like to think you can’t immediately tell). I assume to build some nerd cred. I said “yeah, I technically have Linux with me right now”. He asked what I meant, so I pulled out the Steam Deck. He was unfamiliar and I briefly explained.

        When he heard it’s a commercial product (obviously), he actually pretended to faint. And then kept acting as if I had personally insulted him, not in a joking way. I had clearly failed the purity test in that moment.

        It was a strange experience. Not even in hackerspaces I’d ever had a conversation like that. So these people are rare but they do exist.

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          honestly if I heard someone say “I technically have linux with me right now” I would expect them to pull out an Android phone and say that Android is based on the Linux kernel (it is, its just not what anyone means when they say ‘linux’, its a pretty good example of how ‘linux’ refers to the OS and not the kernel)

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            Yeah fair. I expected to chat about how Linux could displace Windows on Desktop, to which SteamOS and Proton on an x86 chip is a lot more relevant than Android.

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          Steam Deck is one of them best things ever created. It is a great way to market Linux to masses, this is the same way Windows gained its market cap. Windows made its dominance by being the default operating system for most PCs, normal users don’t know how to install operating systems, and probably don’t even know Linux exists.

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            Yeah. That kind of attitude is missing the forest for the trees. Open source gets better the more people use it, including the vast majority of casual users who don’t know or care about the GPL. Pretending that’s a problem is just gatekeeping to feel special and stroke your own ego.

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          Absolutely wild. Pretending to faint because a company sells hardware running on Linux? I feel like most of us want to be able to buy more computers that don’t just automatically come with Windows… That person sucks.

    • @AdrianTheFrog
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      I’m never going to feel fully satisfied using an OS that has an official ‘pro’ version.

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        Oh come on at some point, every software project or foundation needs to cover their expenses somehow or else they enshittify or cease to exist/get acquired by a dangerous, moneyed conglomerate. It’s known as the going concern principle.

        Out of all of the projects that I can think of in recent memory that started as big open source useful things, only VLC Media Player managed to avoid turning into garbage, and it’s because the lead developer is a saint.

        You can avoid Ubuntu because they have a paid plan and that’s your prerogative, but imagine they got bought out by Apple or something.

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          I know a lot of people are fine with a paid plan, I’ve just seen what has happened to some projects like Fusion 360 where they slowly take away more and more features from the free version, slowly decrease support, and all new features go to the pro version. I would be surprised if this happens to ubuntu, but I don’t want to take that chance.

          You’re acting like there isn’t another option. I could just go use Arch with KDE Plasma or something instead, or maybe Fedora which is at least somewhat separated from the ‘pro version’ (red hat)

          Out of all of the projects that I can think of in recent memory that started as big open source useful things, only VLC Media Player managed to avoid turning into garbage, and it’s because the lead developer is a saint.

          the Linux Kernel, Blender, Godot, Lemmy are some examples that come to mind, or maybe I’m just not understanding what you’re trying to say here

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      Exactly, that or trolls & saboteurs

  • @ch00f
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    I just went full linux on my daily driver about a year ago after running a headless linux media server for a few years.

    Can someone explain to me why Ubuntu is so terrible? Is it not difficult enough to use or something?

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      I’m going to preface this with saying whatever works for you.

      It’s not really about difficulty for most people.

      Canonical (the people who manage Ubuntu,) has made some unfortunate decisions.

      First, and I feel this has always been true, they approach their users with the assumption that they are in fact idiots. Microsoft has the same design philosophy, and it makes things much harder than it needs to be. (Some people may be idiots, but if they want to wipe the entire drive, that’s their business, right?)

      Secondly, Ubuntu tends snoop on you, and certain decisions by canonical raises alarms.

      Finally, fuck snap.

      Edit: if all you’ve used is Ubuntu, get yourself a moderately large usb stick and try a few others out. No need to remove Ubuntu to try a new flavor. Linux is like ice cream. Find your favorite and stab anyone who disagrees with you. I mean, Stan it. Yeah that’s it.

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      snaps.

      oh, and that time that Canonical put Amazon telemetry in the default search application.

      oh, and how they just bundle up “bleeding edge” stuff from a year ago and ship it with it’s associated bugs.

      It’s been a few years since I tried but it just really turned me off.

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        It’s been a few years

        I hate snaps too, but search telem was disabled 9 years ago :)

        That’s that happened closer to Cannocial disabling search telem than today:

        • The original theatrical release of Iron Man
        • The release of the Apple App Store
        • The inauguration of the LHC
        • Bitcoin’s blockchain Started
        • Space Shuttle Atlantis is launched to refurbish the Hubble Space Telescope
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      I’m sure there are as many reasons as there are people who dislike Ubuntu, but here’s a few:

      • They injected internet ads into search
      • To many outside of the community if they have any familiarity with Linux on a desktop, it’s with Ubuntu which kinda places it in a position to newcomers as being Linux itself rather than one particular flavor
      • It is very opinionated about look and feel and usability: i.e. their custom launcher and Snaps
      • It’s popular
      • It has a reasonably large user base so there’s more opportunity for people to find things to nitpick over.

      Overall it’s fine. I’ve used Ubuntu, Mint, Puppy, DSL, Arch (btw), Fedora, and Debian. I can do pretty much anything I need to on any of them. I’ve got my preferences about the correct balance between useability, upgrade schedule, and customizability.

      • @ch00f
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        They injected internet ads into search

        They did? Like filesystem search? I don’t see that.

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          It was the application browser, and they rolled it back after the backlash.

    • @marcos
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      Use whatever you like.

      But don’t complain “Linux requires constant work” after it breaks in a couple of years, instead, be free to complain “Ubuntu requires constant work”.

      Also, beware that it may be spying on you.

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      To expand on the hate of snaps:

      They’re a packaging solution for apps and dependencies. They’re apparently quite comfortable for app developers to use too. There was a hiccup where some apps really struggled to run well as snaps, but AFAIK that was fixed.

      The common issues are snapcraft being the only repository and the methods of pushing them:

      Snapcraft is where the packages are stored and loaded from, and it’s a closed-source repo hosted and controlled by Canonical, with no option to configure snap to use a different source. That has advantages for security, if you trust Canonical to vet and take responsibility for the packages on their system, but some people chafe at that lack of control. Compare to flatpak, where you can add arbitrary repos, so any distro vendor can have their own set of packages and versions they’ve vetted for stability and compatibility, but if I want a different version than my vendor maintains in their remote, I can use a different remote for certain apps instead.

      The second issue is that the classical apt system, which used to install .deb packages, was utilised to install snaps instead, so you’d run apt install package and expect a .deb to be installed, but instead it just downloads a script that runs snap install package and you get a snap instead, which is particularly annoying when you previously had it as a deb and it suddenly gets replaced. The argument here is a smooth transition to the “better” system, on the premise that snaps are better and the assumption that users won’t care or notice. In some cases (the hiccups mentioned earlier) that just wasn’t the case and people got frustrated, but even if it worked, some people (including me) take issue with expecting a deb and getting a snap - if I want a snap, I’ll use snap, and if your deb is deprecated, offer me to switch instead of silently installing the alternate source instead.

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        Thank you for explaining that. I’m new to Linux and really didn’t understand that snap thing I heard about

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          In that case, let me add a few more details:

          Deb packages have dependencies on other packages. To install and run a given application, you will have to install other packages (typically libraries the app depends on) too. In the case of using apt, you may see it show a list of packages to install, even when you asked for just one - those other packages are things the one you asked for requires.

          These packages are shared across apps. If I install one app that requires a specific graphics library, then later install another that requires the same library, it won’t have to install it again. On the other hand, if some library introduces changes that break something, updating that shared library because one app requires a newer version may break a different app which required the old version and isn’t compatible with the new one.

          Snaps on the other hand are self-contained: All the dependencies are included with the snap, frozen into whatever version the snap author chose. You can have multiple different versions of the same snap installed in parallel, and each will have their dependencies isolated from each other and the rest of the system. Additionally, they come with certain security measures like restricting the app’s access to the filesystem, network, display etc.

          As a downside, snaps can be larger (but don’t have to be, as they can be stored compressed because the dependencies don’t need to be available elsewhere) and take a little longer to start (though this has apparently been much improved).

          So they’re not generally a bad thing, all in all. I understand their advantages, I respect that they can be a comfortable solution for devs, I like the idea behind the security measures.

          For my personal experience:

          I recall that the Firefox snap had issues as opposed to the deb (among other things, the startup time was atrocious for me), which was how my issues with it started, because it took some effort to figure out how to get a deb version again and make sure I kept getting deb versions. Some other app - I don’t recall which one - also had persistent lag issues which were apparently due to some permissions problem, where security evidently hamstrung usability.

          Accordingly, I was somewhat disgruntled with having my working app ripped out from under me and replaced with a worse one and no comfortable way to get back. I had issues with my Firefox profile too, which turned out to be user error on my part, but obviously still annoyed me in absence of an easy migration mechanism between the two.

          Again, these issues may be fixed now, and they might not be issues for everyone in the first place: if you start out with the snap, migration won’t be an issue, and if it runs well, it may well be a better solution for you. I personally resent the philosophy of “Here, let me assume you want a different thing and just swap it out for you”, but you don’t need to share that resentment.

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    1730 days ago

    Linux distros are just the new “101 flavors of Protestantism,” complete with radical zealots who believe you will go to Hell for choosing the wrong one.