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  • teft
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    1925 days ago

    Glory to you and your TPS reports.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 days ago

      “Did you get the memo? There’s a memo. I’ll have someone bring you a copy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!”

  • @whotookkarl
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    1925 days ago

    This printer has no honor

  • @[email protected]
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    1625 days ago

    Yeah so I’m gonna need you to bring glory to the empire on Sunday too - we lost a couple people last week and we need to play catch-up. Thaaaaaaanks.

  • TimeSquirrel
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    1625 days ago

    And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Gowron that if they move my console one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Worf too, because they’ve moved my console four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the targs, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston bat’leth but I kept my Swingline bat’leth because it didn’t bind up as much, and it’s not okay because if they take my bat’leth then I’ll set the ship on fire…

  • @[email protected]
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    1525 days ago

    Brian’s brought glory to the empire 23 times.

  • IninewCrow
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    1025 days ago

    The origins of the Klingon culture

    When someone writing the ancient texts made a typo and wrote “Gory” instead of “Glory”

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      725 days ago

      OMG It makes perfect sense!

  • Sundray
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    1025 days ago

    Ut-oh!

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      1025 days ago

  • @edgemaster72
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    425 days ago

    What exactly would you say you do here?

    It’s like I told you! I interface between the commanders and the engineers, I’m a people person dammit!