I live in Kansas City. I would love this outcome. We’d be that Tijuana of Canada.
Uh, shouldn’t California have fallen into the ocean? It’s at fault… or something
Who gets Hawaii?
Hawaiians
Sounds good!
Ghost of the royal family
Cede the entire area to a new “national park” a park the size of the Old United States.
Else, combine Baja and California to California Grande.
California Grande.
We need this.
except NO humans allowed at all
Why not Canexico? Or Mexida?
I’d settle for Earthanadexico
Wait, Why is Maryland White? Somebody take Maryland damnit!
Either way I get affordable healthcare, then it’s either tacos or poutine, and I’m NGL I could go either way on that.
I like how the Carolinas are Canadian. It’s like the map maker knew they’re too racist to even try giving to Mexico.
They’re going to have a great time with the deep south and the sun belt, though. We got the better end of this deal, even if the level of new population means we basically are going to be America again.
While I would honestly prefer this to our current situation, I vote we Europeanize things instead. Single continent North American Union, but instead of 3 meganations, we instead go fully independent for each state in the us and Mexico, and each province in Canada. But with free travel between the new, much smaller nations. Let’s see how fast these conservative ass states who love to boast about their fucking fiscal responsibility last before collapsing and getting a bailout that requires they start offering fucking healthcare.
Good idea, only a tiny correction: North America goes down to Panama and includes the Caribbean.
But the EU doesn’t include all of Europe as well, so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep Ohio independent, like a fucked up Switzerland
We’ll just go to war with Michigan again if that happens
I have my doubts that a Republic of Sinaloa and the Grand Dutchy of Jalisco are going to work out.
There would likely need to be some reordering in the build up to The Great Dissolution and New Unionization
A more realistic map may be blue, and blue if right option/candidate, contiguous regions of US joining Canada, and the more common pre-election GOP threat of remaining US invading Mexico and then assimilated into red US.
Can’t wait to see an indie film about a small town Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.
About that, how come Canada doesn’t have a cold blue colored filter?
Wouldn’t theirs also be sepia? You know. Maple syrup shaded.
Mapia.
I bet Canada does have a blue or grey filter in many American movies, filmmakers often use blueish filters in snowy scenes.
Happy cake day!
is it? oh well thank you ! I think I have some left in the fridge too, i’ll have some.
Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.
It’s not though? Unless the map was changed between when you posted your comment and the one I’m seeing now.
I think they confused Nebraska and Kansas?
America has too many states.
Please eliminate three
Merge the Dakotas with Wyoming and Montana. Done.
Nebraska is north of the border.
You may have mixed it up with El Kansas.
Cansas
You have to adjust the spelling a bit. Eg. we spell it Corea not Korea. lol
(Funnily enough, “cansas” means “you’re tiring” in Spanish as in “¡Ahh, cómo cansas!”)
I would be ok becoming Mexican living in Utah, I love Mexicans.
One generation later, none of the Americans remained. Having been removed from their threat for so long, they were now completely devoid of the natural defenses that were necessary to protect them from the devastation of Kinder Surprise eggs.
Honestly, I think Mexico has a better chance cleaning up the cartels than the US have cleaning up, well… Anything.
If Mexico does that, this map looks pretty good
Without America, cartels don’t have income.
Or guns. :/ There’s literally one single gun store in Guadalajara for reference.
We have 4 in a town of 170k… Not including pawn shops.
Is there some way we can ensure Ohio goes to Mexico?
btw, am in Michigan.
Hell no. Or rather I should say: ni cuando el infierno se congele.
Feel like Mexico is getting a raw deal here.
Why? They just got back all their former territory, and then some. As well as taking the largest economy in the US, and most of the largest military resources. Oh, and a fair amount of our aerospace industries. Also an absolute shit ton of oil refineries.
Yes but also
Fl*rida
We can finally quarantine the anti-human states, now that “states rights,” aren’t an issue.
Mexico outlawed all forms of slavery when they founded the country. The Alamo defenders were defending the right of US citizens to make Texas, which was a Mexican territory at the time, into a slave state.
As President Grant, himself a veteran of the Mexican-American War, once noted…
For myself, I was bitterly opposed to the measure, and to this day regard the war, which resulted, as one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation.
We only missed founding this country with no slavery by a single person’s vote. If any one person had voted the other way in The Continental Congress, we would have started the US without the deep festering wound that has divided the country ever since.
